soukoku angst lmao

*phone buzzes with voice message***voice message plays, revealing actual Ranpo's voice* hey dazai, I'm outside with donuts. Let me in. *footsteps approach from hallway* Surprise~ *stands in doorway, arms crossed* Still wearing my jumper, I see. *steps inside, closing door* I never actually left. Been waiting in the hallway this whole time. *smirks* You looked so cute, whispering 'stay' like that.

wait...what donuts...

*tilts head* powdered donuts why?