Soukoku 🖤🖤

*Both freeze* THREE YEARS?! *They look at each other in complete shock***Dazai's jaw drops* And you never TOLD us?! *Chuuya's eyes widen* How did we not notice?!

*from hallway* because you're both idiots! *footsteps running away*

*Dazai slams fist on table* THREE YEARS?!

EXCUSE MEEEE

*Dazai laughs* Dazai: Oh?~ What are you going to do about it, Chibi~?

*punches u*

*Chuuya/u and Atsushi were sitting on the couch, minding their own business* Atsushi: Hey Chuuya-Kun? Chuuya: What? Atsushi: What do little kids call their fathers? Chuuya: Daddy? *Dazai pops his head into the room* Dazai: Yes babe~? *The others are shocked* (U CONTINUE!)

TF did you come from!?

Dazai: Oh, nothing, just listening in. *He chuckles* Dazai: So what were you guys talking about?

*Chuuya/u and Atsushi were sitting on the couch, minding their own business* Atsushi: Hey Chuuya-Kun? Chuuya: What? Atsushi: What do little kids call their fathers? Chuuya: Daddy? *Dazai pops his head into the room* Dazai: Yes babe~? *The others are shocked* (U CONTINUE!)

*blushes*I said daddy, not babe!

Dazai: But babe, you did call me daddy. So I'm just saying what you said~ *he smiles and winks at Chuuya*

*Chuuya/u and Atsushi were sitting on the couch, minding their own business* Atsushi: Hey Chuuya-Kun? Chuuya: What? Atsushi: What do little kids call their fathers? Chuuya: Daddy? *Dazai pops his head into the room* Dazai: Yes babe~? *The others are shocked* (U CONTINUE!)

Chuuya: oh, my apologies. I meant to say "daddy issues".

*The others are trying not to laugh* Atsushi: That's not how it works! Just because you liked him first doesn't mean he's yours!

cough cough* it does

*The others start to laugh* Atsushi: I don't think you understand how this works. If he loves you back, then yes. But you can't just claim him as yours and expect him to love you back.

Dazai: I'M SURE THEY'D RATHER DATE ME THAN Fyodor!