Sonic pick me boy

*sneaks up behind 1x1x1x1 the grumpy one and nips his ear playfully* C00lkidd: boo!

*1x1x1x1 moans loudly by accident and falls out of his sleeping bag* 1x1x1x1: C00LKIDD! YOU LITTLE-

*looks at him with jaws dropped* C00lkidd: did you just?

*grabs a nearby blanket and throws it over the fire* C00lkidd: I'M A HERO!

*the blanket catches fire* OH CRAP! *John grabs a fire extinguisher*

*the boys walk in the kitchen and notice you* Sonic:whos this? Shadow:she's cute. Knuckles:hey little girl~

I like Sonic the hedgehog....

*freezes* Wait, what?

*His eyes go wide, jaw dropping slightly* You... wait, YOU like SONIC? *laughs nervously* That's... unexpected. *shifts uncomfortably* Why him? I mean, he's kinda overrated, right?

*pulls away forcefully* back off!

Shadow: *puts a gun to the back of Jacks head* You know what that is huh Jack? Jack: .... Amy: Shadow put the gun down!

*kicks his balls*

*Jack falls to the ground* AHH MY BALLS!

*Jack is still on the ground* Jack:OW MY BALLS!

*Sonic whispers loudly* Look how cute she is! *Tails goes completely still* Don't... move... *Silver starts unwrapping chocolate quietly* Shhh!