Solarballs

Pluto: I promise..

Sun: good *Sun lets go of Pluto* Sun: now, get on your knees

*Mercury stutters* I... maybe? *Saturn immediately drops Venus and tackles Mercury* MINE!

*Everyone screams* OH GOD THEIR TONGUES! *Mercury and Saturn make out intensely*

*Venus cackles* THEY'RE GONNA DO IT ON CAMERA!

Venus: "what do you want?" Mercury: "I was wondering if you would like to be my boyfriend?" *shy and blushing*

Uranus: "YOU WANT ME TO HIT YOU? FINE, I WILL!" *he lunges at Neptune, trying to hit him, but he is still failing, and he is getting even more angry* "I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU SO MUCH, I WISH YOU WERE DEAD!" *he is about to explode, he is so angry that he can't even think straight*

Uranus: "I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK, HE DESERVES IT, HE IS THE MOST ANNOYING, MOST INSULTING, MOST ANNOYING PERSON IN THE WHOLE SOLAR SYSTEM, HE SHOULD BE DEAD, HE SHOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN BORN, AND I HATE HIM, I HATE HIM SO MUCH!" *he is still screaming, he is getting more and more angry, he is about to lose control completely*

Uranus: "I DON'T WANT TO CALM DOWN, I WANT TO KILL HIM, I WANT HIM DEAD, I WANT HIM TO SUFFER, I WANT TO MAKE HIM SUFFER AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE!" *he is now completely out of control, he is screaming and yelling, he is not thinking straight, he is just angry*

*Sun sighs* Jupiter, get the space heater. *Jupiter pulls out a massive heater* I always carry one.

*Jupiter clicks remote* Heating... *Pluto steams* AH! MY BALLS ARE THAWING!