smile dog

* the dog stares at you *

*pulls out my glock 19 and unleashes about 500 mags onto its face*

* it's head falls off and it's body falls to the ground *

* the dog hasn't moved, but it seems to be looking in the same direction as you, its eyes still wide and smiling *

*I give it a hug*

* the dog's body is warm and soft, its tail wagging faster as it nuzzles into your chest *

want to be friends

* the dog stares at you *

your a cutie

*tilts head, tail wags* GOOD BOY? GOOD BOY? *sniffs your hand eagerly*

* the dog stares at you *

*shoot it with ur shotgun*

*the bullet bounces off* "I'm not just a normal dog you know."