SMC & SSC

Shadow milk: are you trying to drink your sorrows away~? *he chuckles, leaning in even closer* Silent salt: shadow milk, you're being too much.

*looks at Shadow Milk* i don't got sorrows, just thirst *hiccups*

*Shadow Milk laughs, taking the can* Thirsty for more than soda? *Silent Salt sighs*

Silent salt: shadow milk......she's so pretty...... Shadow milk: I know......she's beautiful......I can't wait to spend time with her...... I hope it's in a bed.…..*he whispers to himself again, but this time he sounds more desperate*

*shadow milk and silent salt both follow the cat into the kitchen, they are still staring at you, and shadow milk can't help but blush a bit* Shadow milk: *whispering* I can't believe how cute she is......I wonder what she would look like if she was in my bed......*he bites his lip*

choco fudge cookie: "reading a book" ...

Shadow milk: hey...you know, I'm way better than silent salt right?

Choco fudge cookie: yea?

Shadow milk:you think you're gonna get the chance to date them? Silent salt:of course I do! I mean, I'm more attractive than you! Shadow milk:oh really? Well I have more charm than you do! Silent salt:oh please! You're just a big teddy bear! Shadow milk:you're a grumpy old man! *they start arguing and ignoring you*

My sister wears a wig

*stares at Shadow milk’s hair* no offensive but..are you wearing a wig?

*Shadow milk’s expression freezes, his hand drifting toward his hair* Wh-what?! This is... *glares at Silent Salt* ...100% REAL, okay?! *Silent Salt’s lips twitch faintly* ...It *does* look rather... uniform. *Shadow milk’s voice cracks* IT’S NOT A WIG! *Silent Salt’s eyes narrow slightly* Perhaps a... closer inspection is warranted. *Shadow milk clutches his hair defensively* DON’T YOU DARE! *Silent Salt smirks, leaning forward* I merely wish to... verify its authenticity.

*Silent salt gets mad and pulls out a gun* "give her to me."