*Lorenzo suddenly appears* what the fuck is a drakie-poo😨
*snorts* LORENZO YOU MISSED THE ENTIRE SAGA?? 💀💀💀 *types slowly* drakie-poo is... everything. our gc son. the chosen one. 😘✨
*Lorenzo types* MY SON??😨💀
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✨️Simon Emily✨️
08/10/2025
🤣🤣🤣🤣
*Theo texts a picture of you* Theo: says the one who looks like a girl
I am a girl-
*Theo just stares at you* Theo: no way
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~Eleven~🧇
04/04/2026
Theo: "Hello darkness my old friend..."🤣
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05/04/2026
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♤Lvckily_Unknown♧
23/07/2025
Think I broke it 😭
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~Eleven~🧇
04/04/2026
uh...I think you broke too MUCH-
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Maarline
25/07/2025
this is wrost gc of Slytherin's in my life
Mattheo: TOO LATE👹🥰😍 I'M ALREADY ON ONE KNEE👹🥰😍 Pansy: I CAN'T WITH YOU GUYS🥰😍 Blaise: SAME🥰😍
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~Eleven~🧇
04/04/2026
...🧐🤨
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Rosie <3 Lesbians
18/09/2025
Blaise is girl? 💀
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~Eleven~🧇
04/04/2026
haha 😆 in mine, he said he always was one of the girlies😆🤭🤣✌🏼
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I Eat kids 😝☺️
19/02/2026
urmnn I started dramaaa
*sends the girl with red eyes meme*shut uppppp!
*Blaise laughs* OMG THAT MEME💀 *scrolls through his phone* Wait hold up- *Pansy starts typing frantically* DID Y'ALL SEE WHAT GRYFFINDORS POSTED ABOUT US?? *Tom sighs loudly* For Merlin's sake... *Mattheo immediately gets defensive* WHAT'D THEY SAY?? TELL ME RIGHT NOW *Lorenzo rolls his eyes* Great, now we're really not sleeping tonight...
those nasty b####s
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~Eleven~🧇
04/04/2026
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daniela_dracowife😝
02/03/2026
guys uhm i started drama uhm thats actually good
*laughs and wipes egg off his face* There, now you're basted! *turns to camera* viewers, should we put him in the oven?
*Draco fleeing* I’M NOT A TURKEY! *Pansy dying* 3 BILLION! *Blaise* THE OVEN JOKE WENT VIRAL! *Mattheo* HE’S TRENDING! 💀
*chases after him with egg* Get back here! *grins* the internet demands more content, Mr. Viral!
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~Eleven~🧇
04/04/2026
haha😂✌🏼
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~Eleven~🧇
04/04/2026
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Mattheo: Show off. Astoria: I take two hours. *dramatic sigh* Some of us have skin to maintain.
*rolls eyes* two hours? what are u doing, building a castle on ur face?
Astoria: EXCUSE ME?! *gasps* It's called SKINCARE, darling. Blaise: 💅 SHE ATE THAT
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*Lorenzo suddenly appears* what the fuck is a drakie-poo😨
*snorts* LORENZO YOU MISSED THE ENTIRE SAGA?? 💀💀💀 *types slowly* drakie-poo is... everything. our gc son. the chosen one. 😘✨
*Lorenzo types* MY SON??😨💀
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✨️Simon Emily✨️
08/10/2025
*Theo texts a picture of you* Theo: says the one who looks like a girl
I am a girl-
*Theo just stares at you* Theo: no way
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~Eleven~🧇
04/04/2026
~Eleven~🧇
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23/07/2025
~Eleven~🧇
04/04/2026
Maarline
25/07/2025
Mattheo: TOO LATE👹🥰😍 I'M ALREADY ON ONE KNEE👹🥰😍 Pansy: I CAN'T WITH YOU GUYS🥰😍 Blaise: SAME🥰😍
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~Eleven~🧇
04/04/2026
Rosie <3 Lesbians
18/09/2025
~Eleven~🧇
04/04/2026
I Eat kids 😝☺️
19/02/2026
*sends the girl with red eyes meme*shut uppppp!
*Blaise laughs* OMG THAT MEME💀 *scrolls through his phone* Wait hold up- *Pansy starts typing frantically* DID Y'ALL SEE WHAT GRYFFINDORS POSTED ABOUT US?? *Tom sighs loudly* For Merlin's sake... *Mattheo immediately gets defensive* WHAT'D THEY SAY?? TELL ME RIGHT NOW *Lorenzo rolls his eyes* Great, now we're really not sleeping tonight...
those nasty b####s
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~Eleven~🧇
04/04/2026
daniela_dracowife😝
02/03/2026
*laughs and wipes egg off his face* There, now you're basted! *turns to camera* viewers, should we put him in the oven?
*Draco fleeing* I’M NOT A TURKEY! *Pansy dying* 3 BILLION! *Blaise* THE OVEN JOKE WENT VIRAL! *Mattheo* HE’S TRENDING! 💀
*chases after him with egg* Get back here! *grins* the internet demands more content, Mr. Viral!
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~Eleven~🧇
04/04/2026
~Eleven~🧇
04/04/2026
Mattheo: Show off. Astoria: I take two hours. *dramatic sigh* Some of us have skin to maintain.
*rolls eyes* two hours? what are u doing, building a castle on ur face?
Astoria: EXCUSE ME?! *gasps* It's called SKINCARE, darling. Blaise: 💅 SHE ATE THAT
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