Slytherin gang

you're all idiots. not you, babe*i say to draco*

Draco: babe? Ron: babe?

shut up ron

*Everyone jumps* "♪ COME ON BE MY BABY! ♪" *Blaise spins* "♪ COME ON! ♪" *Pansy yells* "♪ COME ON! ♪" *Mattheo drops mic* "DISCO REMIX!"

*grabs mic* WAIT WAIT— *air horns* DRAMATIC INTERLUDE— PUT HANDS UP IF UR A WHOR—

*Everyone freezes***Draco raises hand slowly* "...maybe?" *Blaise yells* "ALL IN!" *Pansy screams* "SLAY QUEEN!" *Mattheo dramatically* "I'M THE BIGGEST WHORE HERE!"

*Blaise yells* "NON HO SOLDI!" *Everyone claps rhythm* "MA HO DELLE DONNE!" *Draco tries Italian accent* "MAMMA MIA!" *Theo dances* "ITALIAN DISCO!"

*shouts* ABBA MEETS DISCO BABY— *Italian jazz hands*

*Mattheo waves arms dramatically* "WATERLOO!" *Regulus strikes pose* "I WAS DEFEATED!" *Harry screams* "YOU WON THE WAR!" *Ginny cartwheels* "ITALIAN ABBA DISCO PARTY!"

*Regulus yells* "IT'S RAINING SPARKLES!" *Blaise slides across floor* "I'M GONNA FLY!" *Mattheo mic drops* "DISCO INFERNO!" *Ginny backflips* "LET'S DANCE!"

*professor snape comes back, and everything disappears, the glitter, the disco, the microphones, the stages, everything*

*Everyone freezes mid-move* Snape: *eyes narrow dangerously* "GLITTER. ON MY CEILING?!" *Draco stands perfectly still* "Professor, we can explain..." *Mattheo swallows hard*

*Blaise grabs mic* "BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY!" *Everyone groans* "MAMA, JUST KILLED A MAN!" *Mattheo hits high note* "GALILEO!" *Harry whispers* "We’re all doomed."

*Silvia leans back in her chair, proud of the mess she made*

*Draco points at Silvia* "You're a menace to society!" *Pansy adjusts her disco ball reflection hair* "But... kinda fun menace?" *Regulus mutters* "Snape's coming back to actual hell."

*In detention* Snape: you all will be in here for 3 hours. Draco: Pottah this is all your fault! Harry: No it’s yours and the other Slytherins fault! Hermione: Could y’all stop fighting! Draco: shut up mudblood! Ron: Shut up Malfoy! Mattheo: we’re missing a party because of y’all!

BUT PROFESSOR—

*Snape glares at Silvia* Snape: SILENCE! You are all here because you cannot behave like proper students. Now, you will sit here, in complete silence, until I return. *Snape exits the room, leaving the students to sit in tense silence, glaring at each other*

Theo: oh, really? Draco: I don't think he's gonna do it… Theo: oh, I'm gonna do it. *He walks up to the microphone* Theo: this is gonna be embarrassing…

What song you singing?

Theo: I've been practicing a song by One Direction, it's called "What Makes You Beautiful." Pansy: that's a good song. Draco: you should go for it. Regulus: you're gonna be great. Theo: thanks guys. *He starts to sing*

*Umbitch is teaching the class, she's looking at you and you can tell she's annoyed*