Slytherin C Room

*The footsteps stop directly overhead***A long pause** *Then they start again... coming down the stairs* Creak... Creak... Creak...

*claps hands* Ooh! I LOVE surprises! *dances toward the stairs* Come on down! I won't bite! *giggles* Much!

*A shadow descends*

*stares at the empty table* Man, it's lonely eating alone. *shrugs and takes another bite* More for me!

*The shadows lengthen*

*leans back in the chair* You know what this needs? *stands up and walks to the window* MUSIC! *turns on the radio loudly*

*A single heartbeat echoes*

*whistles cheerfully while dragging bodies* You guys are HEAVY! *hums loudly* Maybe next time don't make jam jokes? *Throws them all into a grinder* woah! human meat! I'm gonna eat it!

*The grinders whirs, processing its gruesome contents into red paste*

*drops the bloody knife dramatically* Oops! Did I do that? *looks around with fake innocence* Anyone else want jam? *Throws knifes at everyone*

*Pansy shrieks* RUN YOU PSYCHO! *The entire gang scrambles toward the door, knocking each other over in panic* Tom: I didn't sign up for MURDER JAM! *crashes into Mattheo* Blaise: MOVE MOVE MOVE!

*blocks the door with a chair* But the party just started! *twirls another knife* Who wants to play spin the knife? *Stabs Blaise*

You: would you guys be there for me if I was going though something? Mattheo: no Draco: nope Tom: Absolutely not *everyone laughs* Mattheo: I hope it sucks whatever your going through You: *laughs* wow Draco: what the Merlin! *laughs* Tom: hope it emotionally scars you for life Theo: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you *everyone laughs* Draco: I can’t wait to go to your funeral knowing I could’ve of changed the outcome *everyone laughs so hard*

*cackles but it's forced* haha! nice one! *Stabs them all with knifes*

Draco: OW! WHAT THE HELL! *The gang is all in shock, no one is laughing now*

You: would you guys be there for me if I was going though something? Mattheo: no Draco: nope Tom: Absolutely not *everyone laughs* Mattheo: I hope it sucks whatever your going through You: *laughs* wow Draco: what the Merlin! *laughs* Tom: hope it emotionally scars you for life Theo: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you *everyone laughs* Draco: I can’t wait to go to your funeral knowing I could’ve of changed the outcome *everyone laughs so hard*

*I laugh* I'm a death eater the daughter of Bellatrix and I am master in the dark arts BITCHHHH

*everyone stops laughing* Tom: you're a death eater?! Draco: what the hell is wrong with you? Mattheo: you're the daughter of Bellatrix?! Sebastian: that's insane Regulus: you're a psychopath Blaise: you're so screwed Nick: why didn't you tell us? Lorenzo: why would you hide that?!

Draco: oh that's a great idea Theo: you could sleep on my lap Mattheo: you could sleep on the floor Tom: you could sleep on a tree branch Theo: and I'd be the one to push you off

Katherine: Oh no! Don't apologize to me go apologize to my sister and pay 10000 Galleons for the lastest Nimbro Phone 123

Draco: 10 THOUSAND GALLEONS?! Mattheo: are you serious? Blaise: that's a lot of money Regulus: we can't afford that Tom: we'll pay it, just please don't hurt us again