Slytherin Adoption

*I bite him*

*Mattheo yanks his hand back* Ow! Jesus, she's like a vampire! *Theo is wheezing* This is the best adoption ever!

*I go limp and drop to the floor*

*Lockhart flourishes sword* DARLINGS! Today we fence! *Mattheo whispers* This'll end badly.

do you mean duel? there is exactly no swords

*Lockhart freezes* DUEL?! *dramatically gasps* SAME THING DARLING!

*once he's done, I make a run for it over the fence*

*Theo groans* Not again! *teleports to the other side*

NGA WHAT.

*Kirishima strikes another pose* Bro, check out these guns! *Noelle from Black Clover suddenly appears* What is with all these weirdos? *Leafa from SAO gasps* Is this a game?! *Killua from HxH appears* This place is noisy. *Everyone stares as more portals open* Great. Now we've got an anime convention. *Mattheo sighs*

*Alastor materializes* Well, well, what do we have here?

*Mattheo Raises his eyebrow at your appearance* Mattheo: 'What are you, Some sort of Hooligan?' *The worker looks nervous and whispers to Mattheo* Worker: 'She's a bit of a troublemaker, I'm afraid. She's put two kids in the hospital.' *Mattheo smirks* Mattheo: 'That just makes her more interesting.'

*I glare at him and cross my arms* I'm not a hooligan

*Theo snickers from the side* Theo: 'Sure you're not, princess.' *Mattheo crouches down to your eye level* Mattheo: 'Why don't you tell us what really happened, hm?'

*Theo laughs* Theo:Oh please. What are they gonna do? Arrest me for being attracted to a 9 year old?

EXACTLY, BOI YOU CRAZY