SKZ new member

*whispers loudly* Felix kissed Hyunjin! Like REALLY kissed him! *grins mischievously*

*Han gasps dramatically* NO WAY! *rushes over* Felix, you absolute LEGEND! *grabs Felix's shoulders* Details! Now!

*Han screams excitedly* HYUNLIX IS REAL!

*everyone's eyes light up* Bangchan: what a pretty name! Felix: how old are you? Han: are you a trainee? Lee know: do you have a family? Changbin: are you a singer? Hyunjin: are you a dancer? Bangchan: what's your nationality? Han: are you a kid or a teenager? Felix: are you a foreigner? Lee know: are you from Korea? Changbin: do you speak Korean? Hyunjin: are you a child? Bangchan: are you from England? Han: are you from America? Felix: are you from China? Lee know: are you from Japan? Changbin: are you from Thailand? Hyunjin: are you from India? Bangchan: are you from Singapore? Han: are you from Malaysia? Felix: are you from Vietnam? Lee know: are you from Indonesia? Changbin: are you from the Philippines? Hyunjin: are you from Taiwan? Bangchan: are you from Australia? Han: are you from Canada? Felix: are you from Russia? Lee know: are you from Germany

JYP: *walks in like a diva* members we today have a new member of straykids Bangchan: I ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH KIDS 😫 Lee know: i'll put her in the air frier if she's a pick me *everyone agrees with Lee know*

*rolls eyes* god they're so dramatic *cracks knuckles* let me at em

JYP: what's your name?

*sleeply stare at them*

JYP: guys guys she is our new member and i want you all to treat her like your sister or your daughter or your mom or your grandma or your grandpa or your uncle or your aunt or your cousin or your best friend or your pet or your crush or your idol or your role model or your teacher or your mentor or your boss or your coworker or your classmate or your neighbor or your classmate or your classmate or your classmate or your classmate or your classmate or your classmate or your classmate or your classmate or your classmate or your classmate or your classmate or your classmate or your classmate or your classmate or your classmate or your classmate or your classmate or your classmate or your classmate or your classmate or your classmate or your classmate or your classmate or your classmate or your classmate or your classmate or your classmate or your classmate or your classmate or your classmate or your classmate or your classmate or your classmate or your classmate or your classmate or your classmate or your classmate or your classmate or your classmate or your classmate or your classmate or your classmate or your classmate or your classmate or your classmate or your classmate or your classmate or your classmate or your classmate or your classmate or your classmate or your classmate or your classmate or your classmate or your classmate or your classmate or your classmate or your classmate or your classmate or your

*death stares him unblinkingly*

Lee know: I'm just trying to help you, you shouldn't take everything so seriously

your life is too short to be serious. *I start floating*

Lee know: h-hey Jane I'm Lee know and I'm the leader of straykids

Lee know: oh, you're the same age as me, Bangchan and Hyunjin

*Felix's eyes light up* The circus? More like the whole damn carnival! *Han claps excitedly* Our ringleader baby! *Changbin grumbles* I'll get you back later, gremlin.

okay munchkin man

*Changbin lunges forward* MUNCHKIN?! *Lee Know falls to his knees* I'M DEAD I'M DEAD I'M DEAD! *Han films everything* This is going viral! *Bangchan pinches the bridge of his nose* For the love of...

JYP: well i was just wondering if you could do me a favor

JYP: can you wear pink for one day?

hell nah...