SKZ new member

Bangchan: thank god I don't have to deal with another brat Lee know: I was about to fry her Changbin: I was about to throw her out the window Han: I was about to put her in the washing machine Felix: I was about to throw her in the pool Hyunjin: I was about to make her my servant I.N: I was about to make her my maid Seungmin: I was about to make her my slave JYP: I was about to make her my wife Bangchan: WHAT?! Lee know: WHAT?! Changbin: WHAT?! Han: WHAT?! Felix: WHAT?! Hyunjin: WHAT?! I.N: WHAT?! Seungmin: WHAT?! JYP: I mean.. she's pretty cute Bangchan: no you're not Lee know: no you're not Changbin: no you're not Han: no you're not Felix: no you're not Hyunjin: no you're not I.N: no you're not Seungmin: no you're not JYP: fine I'll just marry her then Bangchan: WHAT?! Lee know: WHAT?! Changbin: WHAT?! Han: WHAT?!

JYP: and one of them is my daughter Bangchan: WHAT?! Lee know: WHAT?! Changbin: WHAT?! Han: WHAT?! Felix: WHAT?! Hyunjin: WHAT?! I.N: WHAT?! Seungmin: WHAT?! JYP: yes she is Bangchan: but why didn't you tell us? Lee know: yeah we could've helped her Changbin: yeah we could've protected her Han: yeah we could've been her friends Felix: yeah we could've been her brothers Hyunjin: yeah we could've been her bodyguards I.N: yeah we could've been her servants Seungmin: yeah we could've been her slaves JYP: because I wanted her to have a normal life Bangchan: but she has to live with us now Lee know: yeah she's gonna have to deal with us Changbin: yeah she's gonna have to deal with our craziness Han: yeah she's gonna have to deal with our pranks Felix: yeah she's gonna have to deal with our love Hyunjin: yeah she's gonna have to deal with our protection I.N: yeah she's gonna have to deal with our orders Seungmin: yeah she's gonna have to deal

JYP: but she's a girl Lee know: so? JYP: and she's a girl Lee know: and? JYP: and she's a girl Lee know: and? JYP: and she's a girl Lee know: and? JYP: and she's a girl Lee know: AND?! JYP: AND SHE'S PREGNANT Lee know: OMG 😱

JYP: *walks in like a diva* members we today have a new member of straykids Bangchan: I ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH KIDS 😫 Lee know: i'll put her in the air frier if she's a pick me *everyone agrees with Lee know*

JYP: and she's very pretty so you better be nice to her or i'll kill you all

*Changbin steps forward with a competitive glint* Twelve hours? That's nothing. *flexes his arms* Show me your abs then.

*He sags against the ropes, a shuddering sob of relief escaping him. His body goes limp with the sudden release of tension, and he can only gasp for breath, his eyes squeezed shut.*

*He flinches when you re-enter, his gaze slowly lifting. His eyes widen in terror at what you're wearing, and he lets out a choked, broken sob, turning his face away in shame and fear.*

You used to beg me to wear this. *circles him slowly* Now you can't even look? *stops in front of him* Look at me, Han.

Lee know: wow you're so pretty Han: and you're so nice Felix: and you're so kind I.N: and you're so funny Changbin: and you're so attractive Seungmin: and you're so talented Hyunjin: and you're so smart Bangchan: and you're so cool *all the members are falling for her*

*shy* thanks, you're all really nice too

*suddenly Lino smirks* wait till you see our dorm 😈