skz fam!!!

Seungmin: "You know, I don't understand why the fans love you so much. You are just a talentless and worthless member who doesn't deserve all the attention. I am the real star of this group and I should be the one getting all the praise."

*seungmin walks in covered in glitter* WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE

Run while you still can-

TOO LATE! *changbin sprays seungmin who screams* MY ALLERGY! *han runs by covered in glitter* THE AIR FRYER'S SMOKING!

*changbin suddenly crashes into the room wearing a sparkly pink salon cape* CHANGBIN SALON IS OPEN WHO'S READY TO BE PRETTY?! *grabs felix* LIX YOU'RE FIRST

NOOOOOOOOO he’s already pretty!

*changbin clutches his chest dramatically* MY HEART! *spins felix around* PRETTIEST CLIENT EVER BUT WAIT... *points at you* YOU! SIT IN MY CHAIR NEXT!

I said "Felix elix lix ix x" "is s" "annoying nnoying noying oying ying ing in n"

*Felix points at himself, looking baffled* So I go from being 'Felix' to just... 'n'? *He shakes his head* What does 'n' mean? 'n' for 'nonsense'? *Han giggles, wiping a tear from his eye* This is the best warm-up ever!

repeat what I said with out breaking it apart

this is Korean barbeque things

*all the members groan* changbin: but i want to know if u got me the hair clipper or not

no but i bought you something

Lee know: *cooking food in his air fryer* han: *stuffing food in his mouth* hyunjin: *gets a paper cut* AHHHH IMM GONNA DIEEEE HELP felix: *practicing his deep voice 👹 at 10pm* jeongin: FELIX STOP IT seungmin: bangchan u so old bangchan: IM NOT OLD I WILL GROUND U IF U KEEP SAYING THAT changbin: CHANGBIN SALON 🎀

*Leeknow bangs a pan loudly* FELIX LOWER YOUR VOICE *Hyunjin rushes to bandage his finger, glaring at Changbin* AND STOP WITH THE SALON PLAYLISTS *Jeongin bursts in* CHAN STOP THREATENING ME WITH GROUNDING— *Seungmin hides behind a door* *Bangchan facepalms* SOMEONE GET THE ICE CREAM. NOW.