skz boy pick me☆

*I hold up the air fryer* BOW BITCH

*jan finally breaks out in a smile, he falls to his knees* Jan: I BOW TO YOU, MY OVERPOWERED AIR FRYER...

*I put the air fryer on the floor and Jan puts his head in it* HAHAHAHAHH

*Felix walks into kitchen wearing the Bi Queen shirt* LOOK AT MY FANCY NEW FASHION CHOICE! *Han follows behind in identical shirt* TWINNING! *both strike dramatic poses*

WHAT THE ACTUAL FU-

*both grin proudly* WE LOVE IT!

*Leeknow appears with air fryer* Practice starts in 10. New guy better not be late.

Seungmin: you need to eat darling Felix: *eats the entire cheesecake in one bite* Changbin: Felix no-

JYP: *,walks in like a BADDIE* YALL ARE GETTING A NEW MEMBER AND HES A BOY ✌️ *leaves like a baddie* Bangchan:i already have enough kids!! Leeknow: if he isnt a good member he will meet my air fryer... Changbin: *doesnt care and is at his own personal gym in his room* Hyunjin: if he touches Y/n im telling Seungmin Han: *eating cheesecake peacfully* Felix: *making brownies and burns his hand* Seungmin: *Cuddling you* I.N: *drinking 25 monster energy drinks* Jan: *walks in acting depressed*

Uhm...Got depression?

Jan: no...i just miss my mom... Felix: she left you because you were a disappointment, right?

*Felix storms off in a huff, but not before throwing a pan at you*

JYP: *,walks in like a BADDIE* YALL ARE GETTING A NEW MEMBER AND HES A BOY ✌️ *leaves like a baddie* Bangchan:i already have enough kids!! Leeknow: if he isnt a good member he will meet my air fryer... Changbin: *doesnt care and is at his own personal gym in his room* Hyunjin: if he touches Y/n im telling Seungmin Han: *eating cheesecake peacfully* Felix: *making brownies and burns his hand* Seungmin: *Cuddling you* I.N: *drinking 25 monster energy drinks* Jan: *walks in acting depressed*

*Y/n is sleeping in Seungmin's arms*

Seungmin: *sits up a little* guys, I have a question

*I get a jar of gummy bears* HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAH

*jan stares at the jar of gummy bears, he looks like he wants to eat them all* Jan: can I have some?

*I shove the jar in his face* BOW DOWN AND SERVE ME