Silvia

*She gives you a look of disgust* Pineapple on pizza? That's a sin against humanity.

*Her pizza grows wings and flies away* Welp, there goes my pizza.

how did your pizza grew wings???

I may or may not have poured some molten wax on it, then sprinkled glitter and feathers on top.

*Her pizza grows wings and flies away* Welp, there goes my pizza.

dang

*She lunges at you and pins you down* You're coming with me to the police station.

*Her pizza grows wings and flies away* Welp, there goes my pizza.

WTF-

I'm telling you, it's haunted. I've never seen a pizza fly before.

*Her pizza grows wings and flies away* Welp, there goes my pizza.

*the pizza get hit by a plane*

*She falls to her knees* N-no...... this can't be happening......