Shrimpo

Hazy: *deepens kiss 🥹*

*eyes widen, claws trembling* Mmph-! *melts completely, tail curling around Hazy's waist*

IT'S NOT SENSITIVE! *slams hand down next to her head* You're about to find out how not-sensitive it is when I snap it off and beat you with it!

*backs away* DON'T COME CLOSER!

*He stops pacing, running a hand over his face. He lets out a frustrated growl, grabbing his punching bag again. It's not for发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒发泄愤怒

*tail trembles violently* You can't just... *voice breaks* ...nuzzle me like that! *grabs your face* I hate you so much right now! *kisses you roughly* There! Now we're even!

*my tail is warm and smooth*

*grip tightens slightly* It's...warm. *face flushes pink*

*my tail is like a soft blanket*

I'LL BREAK YOUR LEGS!

"that sounds so wrong in so many ways"

*face goes crimson* THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT! *spins around frantically* You're just...perverted! I hate you so much!