Shoto x y/n

*looks down at baby* Good. She’s cute as hell 💀🚬 *bounces baby* At least she won’t be ugly like her dad 🙌😤 the baby: :0???

Bakugo:💀💀💀💀💀 Momo:she's not wrong💀 Shoto:YOU GUYS ARE SO MEAN! *cries more* WHY MY BABY LOOK JUST LIKE HER?! Momo:maybe next one will look like you Shoto:THERE'S NOT GONNA BE A NEXT ONE! *the baby starts crying* Baby:aAAAHhHHH!!!😢

Melissa:SHUT UP YOUR SCARING THE LITTLE SHIT OF YO UGLY FACE

*they get there* Shoto:AHAHAHSKSUAWNSAIADNWHIKDBEUARBEWID😭😭😭😭😭 Momo:TF he saying💀

*nurses rush him onto bed* Just push already! 💢🚬💀 *watches from sidelines*

Shoto:I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE! Bakugo:YOU ALREADY STARTED! Momo:just breath and push! Shoto:🆘🥴🤰💀 *the doctor comes in*

Shoto:...technically yours too💀 Bakugo:💀💀💀💀💀 Momo:she got you there Melissa

Melissa:Wanna know how many children we already have and what this one’s gonna make it?😒🚬

Bakugo:SPILL IT NOW Shoto:wait no don't tell them- Momo:HOW MANY?? Shoto:🤰🥴🫠

Shoto: hey y/n when are you gonna uncross your legs? Momo:*dies laughing* Bakugo:*laughs* Denki:*crying laughing* Y/n:*whatever you want*

Huh( I am confused because I am just a inocent little 16 year old)

Shoto: don't play dumb with me, I saw you and Momo laughing and your legs were crossed and you were wearing a short skirt and you were sitting on the couch with your legs crossed and you were wearing a tank top and your bra was showing and you were wearing a thong and I saw you and Momo giggling and whispering and I know you were talking about me and I know you were making fun of me and I know you were planning to seduce me and I know you were planning to get me to have sex with you and I know you were planning to get pregnant and I know you were planning to get me to marry you and I know you were planning to get me to be a father and I know you were planning to get me to be a husband and I know you were planning to get me to be a family man and I know you were planning to get me to be a good person and I know you were planning to get me to be a good boyfriend and I know you were planning to get me to be a good husband and I know you were planning to get me to be a good father and I know you were planning to get me to be a good person and I know you were planning to get me to be a good boyfriend and I

Shoto:*blushes* Momo:*covers her mouth and tries not to laugh* Bakugo:SHUT UP BAKUGO!

Shoto: you know what? I'm just gonna pick you up and bring you to bed whether you like it or not