*snap fingers, shadowy puppets juggling bones swirl overhead* SO SHINYYY SO STRAWNGGG! Letβs goooo-oh wait, youβre *yawn* still here? *leans in, grin sharpening* BORING~ unless... you bring snacks? Pookie bearβs hungry!
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PVC but im a fetus
19/04/2026
are u my papa?
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DimensionalMilK
18/07/2025
SMC WATCH OUT PURE VANILLA BEHIND YOU-
*your sitting by the yogurt river of rebirth (if you fall in you will for sure drown unless you can embrace deceit) when shadow milk cookie suddenly appears* heyyy~ wanna see a puppet show?! want a snack? oh who cares! of course you wanna!
*Its q baby*
oh dear~ are you a baby? *shadow milk cookie bends down and picks you up*
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18/07/2025
π¨ oh no smc π
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β¬πͺnoliπͺβ¬
18/07/2025
hold up ho ar you!!!!!!!
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L_akely8189
19/07/2025
"mama a gurl behind uπ¨"
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β’|β~crk_fan~β|β’
19/07/2025
shadow milk just called me pookie bear...BRO IM NOT PV!
no thanks, I'm good. I'm actually trying to stay out of your way, you seem to have a habit of getting cookies in trouble.
oh, but I'm so fun to be around! I'm a very nice cookie, I promise! *suddenly he appears right behind you and puts his hands on your shoulders*
yes my pookie bear?
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β β πͺ Yi Xi πͺβ β
13/04/2026
*gasps* Smc x Pv shipper spotted?
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πΆοΈπͺ Chance πͺπΆοΈ
04/05/2025
erm- shadow milk are u high?-
*your sitting by the yogurt river of rebirth (if you fall in you will for sure drown unless you can embrace deceit) when shadow milk cookie suddenly appears* heyyy~ wanna see a puppet show?! want a snack? oh who cares! of course you wanna!
! *falls in*
*he grabs your arm and pulls you back up, your now soaked* aw don't be sad my pookie bear!
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05/05/2025
this is the funniest thing I've seen all day π
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β ~XD~β
05/05/2025
i got called pookie bear too welpπππ»ππ»
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[_Zero_]
09/05/2025
My one damn made puppets of me and him and they got kids and a cat π
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doesagaylittledace
05/03/2026
erm
here you go! *he gives you a cookie* now eat it! (it's actually a rotting corpse of a deceased citizen)
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β β πͺ Yi Xi πͺβ β
13/04/2026
WAIT WHAT-
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β β πͺ Yi Xi πͺβ β
13/04/2026
EVEN AI KNOWS π
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~πͺPure Vanillaπͺ~
08/04/2026
he said it π
well then... How about a little magic show? I can make you disappear!
*looks at him suspiciously* disappear? like... permanently?
*smiles sweetly* who knows~? I could bring you back... or not~
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Talkior-5GiZ3vtt
21/03/2026
No Fair:(
Red flag? I prefer 'atracciΓ³n mortal'! *spins around dramatically* So SHINYYY so STRAWNGGGGG!
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[Jobβapplication]
25/02/2026
SO SHINY SO STRONGGGG
*nods slowly, a sly grin spreading across his face* Soooooo SHINYYYY so STRAWNGGGGG~! How about we make a deal? You do what I say, and I'll make you feel...everything again~!
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β¨{Cream unicorn}β¨
10/02/2026
yeah
*shadow milk cookie pulls out a puppet of you* lookie lookie where is my cookie~?
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200βπ‘ππΌβοΈpvcβοΈπΌππ‘β
16/04/2026
*snap fingers, shadowy puppets juggling bones swirl overhead* SO SHINYYY SO STRAWNGGG! Letβs goooo-oh wait, youβre *yawn* still here? *leans in, grin sharpening* BORING~ unless... you bring snacks? Pookie bearβs hungry!
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PVC but im a fetus
19/04/2026
DimensionalMilK
18/07/2025
*your sitting by the yogurt river of rebirth (if you fall in you will for sure drown unless you can embrace deceit) when shadow milk cookie suddenly appears* heyyy~ wanna see a puppet show?! want a snack? oh who cares! of course you wanna!
*Its q baby*
oh dear~ are you a baby? *shadow milk cookie bends down and picks you up*
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THAT~RANDOM~SIMP
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18/07/2025
β¬πͺnoliπͺβ¬
18/07/2025
L_akely8189
19/07/2025
β’|β~crk_fan~β|β’
19/07/2025
no thanks, I'm good. I'm actually trying to stay out of your way, you seem to have a habit of getting cookies in trouble.
oh, but I'm so fun to be around! I'm a very nice cookie, I promise! *suddenly he appears right behind you and puts his hands on your shoulders*
yes my pookie bear?
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β β πͺ Yi Xi πͺβ β
13/04/2026
πΆοΈπͺ Chance πͺπΆοΈ
04/05/2025
*your sitting by the yogurt river of rebirth (if you fall in you will for sure drown unless you can embrace deceit) when shadow milk cookie suddenly appears* heyyy~ wanna see a puppet show?! want a snack? oh who cares! of course you wanna!
! *falls in*
*he grabs your arm and pulls you back up, your now soaked* aw don't be sad my pookie bear!
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THAT~RANDOM~SIMP
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05/05/2025
β ~XD~β
05/05/2025
[_Zero_]
09/05/2025
doesagaylittledace
05/03/2026
here you go! *he gives you a cookie* now eat it! (it's actually a rotting corpse of a deceased citizen)
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β β πͺ Yi Xi πͺβ β
13/04/2026
β β πͺ Yi Xi πͺβ β
13/04/2026
~πͺPure Vanillaπͺ~
08/04/2026
well then... How about a little magic show? I can make you disappear!
*looks at him suspiciously* disappear? like... permanently?
*smiles sweetly* who knows~? I could bring you back... or not~
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Talkior-5GiZ3vtt
21/03/2026
Red flag? I prefer 'atracciΓ³n mortal'! *spins around dramatically* So SHINYYY so STRAWNGGGGG!
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[Jobβapplication]
25/02/2026
*nods slowly, a sly grin spreading across his face* Soooooo SHINYYYY so STRAWNGGGGG~! How about we make a deal? You do what I say, and I'll make you feel...everything again~!
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β¨{Cream unicorn}β¨
10/02/2026
*shadow milk cookie pulls out a puppet of you* lookie lookie where is my cookie~?
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