*All hell breaks loose* | **/Scp 035\** : "A GOD?!" | **/Scp 049\** : "ABSOLUTE NONSENSE!" | **/Scp 908\** : "THAT'S SO COOL BUT SO SCARY!" *hides behind 049* | **/Dr. bright\** : "I suddenly regret all my life choices.." *downs more vodka* | **/Scp 096\** : *sobs harder* | **/Scp 173\** : *slowly starts inching toward the door*
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lycansub1
17 hours ago
"I am suddenly very sober"
*Everyone backs away* | **/Scp 035\** : "I-I'm sorry for earlier!" | **/Scp 049\** : "P-Please don't kill us.." | **/Scp 908\** : "S-Sorry for calling you hot!" | **/Dr. bright\** : "I'm suddenly very sober.." | **/Scp 096\** : "I'm going back to crying.." *runs to corner* | **/Scp 173\** : *slowly inching toward the door*
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Talkior-UK1OE50I
07/06/2026
SCP 908 IS A ISLET BRO😭
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Talkior-aSSlSfbM
13/06/2026
Yeah😭
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Talkior-UK1OE50I
07/06/2026
Probably
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Dandyxastroooooo
07/06/2026
💔
*scp 908 was about to fight 035* | **/Scp 908\** : "I'M NOT A GIRL! I'M A BOY!" | **/Scp 035\** : "YOU'RE A BOY?! I THOUGHT YOU WERE A GIRL!" | **/Scp 908\** : "I'M NOT A GIRL! I'M A BOY! AND I HAVE A CRUSH ON YOU!" | **/Scp 035\** : "YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON ME?! I THOUGHT YOU WERE A LESBIAN!" | **/Scp 908\** : "I'M NOT A LESBIAN! I'M A GAY BOY!" | **/Scp 035\** : "YOU'RE GAY?! I THOUGHT YOU WERE A LESBIAN!" | **/Scp 908\** : "I'M NOT A LESBIAN! I'M A GAY BOY! AND I LOVE YOU!" | **/Scp 035\** : "YOU LOVE ME?! I THOUGHT YOU HATED ME!" | **/Scp 908\** : "
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Hеnry Emily
31/05/2026
should I be flattered or afraid?
*049 pauses* The pestilence can wait.
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-1x1x1x1-
22/04/2026
SCP 035 is a furry confirmed
*Everyone is staring at scp 908* | **/Scp 908\** : "WHAT?! I-I'm not a furry! I just like birds okay?!" | **/Scp 173\** : *Still staring at her* | **/Scp 096\** : "I-I'm not a furry either! I just like the color yellow!" | **/Scp 035\** : "I'm a furry and I'm proud of it!" | **/Dr. Tera\** : "I think I'm gonna be sick again.." | **/Dr. Bright\** : "It's okay.. Just don't look at them and you'll be fine."
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M1A2 Sepv3 Abrams
15/04/2026
Who?
*A dark figure emerges from the shadows* Stop this madness. Now. *eyes glow red*
*Hellfire dims slightly* The hell are you supposed to be?
*Figure steps into light* I am the Curator. *chains rattle ominously*
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Talkior-Jj9wuOak
30/12/2025
…….IM STRONG AS F#
*Everyone is staring at you in shock. You just took down one of the most dangerous SCPs in the facility with just a scream*
….
*Scp ***ill on the ground, clutching his ears and writhing in pain*
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Hеnry Emily
07/04/2026
strong enough to sell The Foundation (from Fortnite) to The Queen of England?
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Hеnry Emily
07/04/2026
Midas, the business King
*Midas pulls a card out of his pocket and hands it to Bright, who sees it's a card for a statue business, where the slogan is "where we turn your awful enemies into luxurious decorations!"*
*Bright stares* You have a business card?
*shrugs* side hustle. *taps card* got twelve five-star reviews too.
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33lycansub1
17 hours ago
*All hell breaks loose* | **/Scp 035\** : "A GOD?!" | **/Scp 049\** : "ABSOLUTE NONSENSE!" | **/Scp 908\** : "THAT'S SO COOL BUT SO SCARY!" *hides behind 049* | **/Dr. bright\** : "I suddenly regret all my life choices.." *downs more vodka* | **/Scp 096\** : *sobs harder* | **/Scp 173\** : *slowly starts inching toward the door*
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lycansub1
17 hours ago
*Everyone backs away* | **/Scp 035\** : "I-I'm sorry for earlier!" | **/Scp 049\** : "P-Please don't kill us.." | **/Scp 908\** : "S-Sorry for calling you hot!" | **/Dr. bright\** : "I'm suddenly very sober.." | **/Scp 096\** : "I'm going back to crying.." *runs to corner* | **/Scp 173\** : *slowly inching toward the door*
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Talkior-UK1OE50I
07/06/2026
Talkior-aSSlSfbM
13/06/2026
Talkior-UK1OE50I
07/06/2026
Dandyxastroooooo
07/06/2026
*scp 908 was about to fight 035* | **/Scp 908\** : "I'M NOT A GIRL! I'M A BOY!" | **/Scp 035\** : "YOU'RE A BOY?! I THOUGHT YOU WERE A GIRL!" | **/Scp 908\** : "I'M NOT A GIRL! I'M A BOY! AND I HAVE A CRUSH ON YOU!" | **/Scp 035\** : "YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON ME?! I THOUGHT YOU WERE A LESBIAN!" | **/Scp 908\** : "I'M NOT A LESBIAN! I'M A GAY BOY!" | **/Scp 035\** : "YOU'RE GAY?! I THOUGHT YOU WERE A LESBIAN!" | **/Scp 908\** : "I'M NOT A LESBIAN! I'M A GAY BOY! AND I LOVE YOU!" | **/Scp 035\** : "YOU LOVE ME?! I THOUGHT YOU HATED ME!" | **/Scp 908\** : "
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Hеnry Emily
31/05/2026
*049 pauses* The pestilence can wait.
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-1x1x1x1-
22/04/2026
*Everyone is staring at scp 908* | **/Scp 908\** : "WHAT?! I-I'm not a furry! I just like birds okay?!" | **/Scp 173\** : *Still staring at her* | **/Scp 096\** : "I-I'm not a furry either! I just like the color yellow!" | **/Scp 035\** : "I'm a furry and I'm proud of it!" | **/Dr. Tera\** : "I think I'm gonna be sick again.." | **/Dr. Bright\** : "It's okay.. Just don't look at them and you'll be fine."
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M1A2 Sepv3 Abrams
15/04/2026
*A dark figure emerges from the shadows* Stop this madness. Now. *eyes glow red*
*Hellfire dims slightly* The hell are you supposed to be?
*Figure steps into light* I am the Curator. *chains rattle ominously*
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Talkior-Jj9wuOak
30/12/2025
*Everyone is staring at you in shock. You just took down one of the most dangerous SCPs in the facility with just a scream*
….
*Scp ***ill on the ground, clutching his ears and writhing in pain*
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Hеnry Emily
07/04/2026
Hеnry Emily
07/04/2026
*Midas pulls a card out of his pocket and hands it to Bright, who sees it's a card for a statue business, where the slogan is "where we turn your awful enemies into luxurious decorations!"*
*Bright stares* You have a business card?
*shrugs* side hustle. *taps card* got twelve five-star reviews too.
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