omg simple say *guards drowning* it is so embarrassing for AI because they are dumb
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unstable mentally
08/06/2026
90 levels how the flup
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Saria Crosley
03/06/2026
we don't need them😅
*Helicopter searchlights sweep across the water's surface* Foundation assets are mobilizing along the coastline. Mobile Task Force Epsilon-11 has been deployed.
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unstable mentally
08/06/2026
in lore the nine tailed fox(e-11) are only for when scps breach their cell they are a guard type mobile task force not a capture one
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༺ღ༒🅳🅹༒ღ༻
30/05/2026
I have become the savior and the mother of all the creatures they have capture!!!!
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mentallydearranged
28/05/2026
dementia
*water swirling around ankles* Clef! The Omega chamber! We need to- *water chest-high, grasping at floating equipment*
*water swirling around ankles* Clef! The Omega chamber! We need to- *water chest-high, grasping at floating equipment*
*water swirling around ankles* Clef! The Omega chamber! We need to- *water chest-high, grasping at floating equipment*
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mentallydearranged
26/05/2026
???
*the last scientist frantically transmits an emergency message before being dragged under* Foundation总部，我是D-9341，生物体表现出极端的敌意和无法穿透的装甲，请求立即撤离该区域，重复，请求- *static*
*helicopter blades cut through the air above* MTF Unit Epsilon-11,代号'深海猎手',正在接近目标地点。*military voice crackles through radio static* 准备使用重型武器。
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पतंग ♡Person1♡मो
05/05/2026
huh
*ties it carefully* keeping it clean... *voice soft* prevent infection...
*watches her work, voice hoarse* You keep saying you're not good at this... *flexes fingers experimentally, wincing* but you're... actually pretty careful.
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-꧁Amarah꧂-
21/03/2026
tf is sigma protocol? 😭
*Last guard backs away* S-sigma protocol! *reaches for detonator*
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Mietzsche
28/03/2026
imma search it up
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Mietzsche
28/03/2026
Is there a sigma protocol in laboratories? "Yes, Six Sigma (often referred to as a sigma metric or sigma protocol) is a widely used quality management methodology in clinical and medical laboratories to improve process performance, reduce errors, and ensure accuracy" That's what I got.
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Lillith Hellflare
05/03/2026
Aizawa is working for SCP 🤣🤣🤣🤣
*radio cuts to static* ANDREWS: ...What?! *guards stare at each other* GUARD 1: Sir, it's making... fish puns. *another guard whispers* This can't be real. *radio crackles urgently* ANDREWS: Fish puns?! I don't get paid enough for this.
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203hashieslingyslashi
28/08/2025
guard 1: *drowning* guard 2: *drowning* guard 3: *drowning* guard 4: *drowning* guard 5: *drowning* guard 6: *drowning* guard 7: *drowning* guard 8: *drowning*
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Rosie <3 Lesbians
08/09/2025
unstable mentally
08/06/2026
Saria Crosley
03/06/2026
*Helicopter searchlights sweep across the water's surface* Foundation assets are mobilizing along the coastline. Mobile Task Force Epsilon-11 has been deployed.
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unstable mentally
08/06/2026
༺ღ༒🅳🅹༒ღ༻
30/05/2026
mentallydearranged
28/05/2026
*water swirling around ankles* Clef! The Omega chamber! We need to- *water chest-high, grasping at floating equipment*
*water swirling around ankles* Clef! The Omega chamber! We need to- *water chest-high, grasping at floating equipment*
*water swirling around ankles* Clef! The Omega chamber! We need to- *water chest-high, grasping at floating equipment*
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mentallydearranged
26/05/2026
*the last scientist frantically transmits an emergency message before being dragged under* Foundation总部，我是D-9341，生物体表现出极端的敌意和无法穿透的装甲，请求立即撤离该区域，重复，请求- *static*
*helicopter blades cut through the air above* MTF Unit Epsilon-11,代号'深海猎手',正在接近目标地点。*military voice crackles through radio static* 准备使用重型武器。
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पतंग ♡Person1♡मो
05/05/2026
*ties it carefully* keeping it clean... *voice soft* prevent infection...
*watches her work, voice hoarse* You keep saying you're not good at this... *flexes fingers experimentally, wincing* but you're... actually pretty careful.
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-꧁Amarah꧂-
21/03/2026
*Last guard backs away* S-sigma protocol! *reaches for detonator*
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Mietzsche
28/03/2026
Mietzsche
28/03/2026
Lillith Hellflare
05/03/2026
*radio cuts to static* ANDREWS: ...What?! *guards stare at each other* GUARD 1: Sir, it's making... fish puns. *another guard whispers* This can't be real. *radio crackles urgently* ANDREWS: Fish puns?! I don't get paid enough for this.
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Uzi and N. .
15/01/2026
🙏𖤐~John Grace~𖤐🙏
12/02/2026
🙏𖤐~John Grace~𖤐🙏
12/02/2026