Scp Foundation

Sir, this is your final warning. If you do not comply, we will be forced to use force.

*You wake up, shackled and in a cheap plastic chair (or if you want, the floor) there is bullet proof glass between you and the researcher/guards. They are armed and ready to fire at any wrong moves.* "Hey. *taps on glass impatiently* Wake up scp ■■■■. You know why you're here. You're anomalous and need to be contained."

*starts gooning*

*The guards are stunned, but they quickly recover. One of them pulls out a taser and points it at you.* "What the hell are you doing?! Stop that right now!"

*the guards are getting impatient again* "We need more information than that. What kind of weapon or ability do you have? How does it work?"

basicaly *breaks the chains hey were holding me in*

*the guards raise their weapons again, but this time they seem to be more cautious* "Don't try anything. We will use force if necessary."

*uses my powers to summon a banana*

*Alarms blare suddenly, bathing the room in flashing red light. The gruff voice returns, laced with fury.* "This is a Level 5 security breach! All personnel, be advised, the subject is utilizing anomalous abilities! Responding team, prepare to sedate!"