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*Lead guard mutters into radio* Sir, a child just outsmarted our entire containment protocol. *MTF leader sighs* Copy that... abort all aggressive procedures.

*grins* aww, is the little statue mad? *pokes it*

*continues poking it*why's it ignoring me?

can you please stop ignoring me?*continues poking it*

*alarms blare as red lights flash, multiple guards rush in with tranquilizer guns* GUARD 2: Containment breach! TARGET IS HOSTILE-EXECUTE PROTOCOL SEVEN. *科学家通过揚聲器：冷靜地但急切* 你的抵抗會導致致命武力。請立即趴下。

gaurd 1: Stop moving so much *pushing a d-class into your room* d-class: No please dont!!

weeping angel:*basically. if you blink or look away, it will move, and if it very close to you you will be sent to the past. somebody said if she caught you twice/again you will die, she won't move if you look at it*

gaurd 1: D-class get over there and don't move. d-class: But what if she moves?

*Guards scramble backward* **GUARD 2**: Another one?! *raises rifle* **SCIENTIST** (frantic typing): It’s... it’s another Playtime creation. The box head, the spring limbs- *voice cracks* This is SCP-677, the jester toy.

*I stop, tilting my head* That sounds like him. *I smile* Told you he'd recognize me.

*A massive reptilian form rounds the corner, dripping acid* Stand back! *official fires warning shots at ceiling* SON OF A- *682 pauses, then lowers its head* What the...

*682's scales bristle* 096. *official's voice cracks* The Shy Guy. If that door opens, we're all dead!