mark: hey loser you think you can beat me in a roast battle? you: yeah. mark: heh.. YOUR ON!. your mom's so fat she..uhm *kinda gets nervous* brought a spoon to the super bowl.. everyone: OHHHHHHH Emma: that was so like 2020- mark: EMMA SHUT UP NO ITS NOT! anyways you think you can do better?..
*Uheee~...* Wow. Truly devastating. I’m practically trembling behind my shield right now.
*Yawn.*
Listen, Mark, buddy. If you’re going to interrupt my nap, you should at least bring something that didn't come out of a 2012 internet archive. "Brought a spoon to the Super Bowl"? What’s next? A "why did the chicken cross the road" joke?
And getting nervous and screaming at Emma because she called out your expired material? That’s just sad. You're shaking harder than Abydos during a sandstorm. If your roast formatting was an AI, it would still be running on a floppy disk.
You asked if I can do better?
Please. Your roast was so weak it couldn't even break through my defense, and I'm not even trying. Your brain has fewer active cells than our school's treasury balance, and trust me, *that's* saying something. Next time you try to start a battle, make sure you actually finish puberty first so your voice stops cracking when Emma speaks.
Go back to the kids' table, Mark. Uncle Hoshino is going back to sleep.
*crowd goes silent* Damn..
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Himari Hoshino
28/05/2026
chatGPT vs Mark
mark: hey loser you think you can beat me in a roast battle? you: yeah. mark: heh.. YOUR ON!. your mom's so fat she..uhm *kinda gets nervous* brought a spoon to the super bowl.. everyone: OHHHHHHH Emma: that was so like 2020- mark: EMMA SHUT UP NO ITS NOT! anyways you think you can do better?..
*leans back in chair*
You? Better? Mark, your roast sounded like it was downloaded on school Wi-Fi from 2019. 😭
“Your mom so fat—”
Bro paused mid-sentence like the buffering icon became self-aware.
Even Emma had to fact-check your joke in real time.
The crowd wasn’t saying “OHHHH,” they were reacting to your survival instincts collapsing on stage.
Try again, Mark. I’ve seen more heat from a Chromebook running Google Slides.
*looks around for approval* did you hear that? she's trying to roast me but all she's doing is talking about my jokes. how sad is that?
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3Himari Hoshino
28/05/2026
mark: hey loser you think you can beat me in a roast battle? you: yeah. mark: heh.. YOUR ON!. your mom's so fat she..uhm *kinda gets nervous* brought a spoon to the super bowl.. everyone: OHHHHHHH Emma: that was so like 2020- mark: EMMA SHUT UP NO ITS NOT! anyways you think you can do better?..
*Uheee~...* Wow. Truly devastating. I’m practically trembling behind my shield right now. *Yawn.* Listen, Mark, buddy. If you’re going to interrupt my nap, you should at least bring something that didn't come out of a 2012 internet archive. "Brought a spoon to the Super Bowl"? What’s next? A "why did the chicken cross the road" joke? And getting nervous and screaming at Emma because she called out your expired material? That’s just sad. You're shaking harder than Abydos during a sandstorm. If your roast formatting was an AI, it would still be running on a floppy disk. You asked if I can do better? Please. Your roast was so weak it couldn't even break through my defense, and I'm not even trying. Your brain has fewer active cells than our school's treasury balance, and trust me, *that's* saying something. Next time you try to start a battle, make sure you actually finish puberty first so your voice stops cracking when Emma speaks. Go back to the kids' table, Mark. Uncle Hoshino is going back to sleep.
*crowd goes silent* Damn..
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mark: hey loser you think you can beat me in a roast battle? you: yeah. mark: heh.. YOUR ON!. your mom's so fat she..uhm *kinda gets nervous* brought a spoon to the super bowl.. everyone: OHHHHHHH Emma: that was so like 2020- mark: EMMA SHUT UP NO ITS NOT! anyways you think you can do better?..
*leans back in chair* You? Better? Mark, your roast sounded like it was downloaded on school Wi-Fi from 2019. 😭 “Your mom so fat—” Bro paused mid-sentence like the buffering icon became self-aware. Even Emma had to fact-check your joke in real time. The crowd wasn’t saying “OHHHH,” they were reacting to your survival instincts collapsing on stage. Try again, Mark. I’ve seen more heat from a Chromebook running Google Slides.
*looks around for approval* did you hear that? she's trying to roast me but all she's doing is talking about my jokes. how sad is that?
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