School bully

except... *fires minigun on ceiling*

*dives to floor* JESUS!

so were cool tommorow

Thats it *pulls out an LSAT Light Machine Gun*

*gets a Carbine Rifle with AP bullets*

*stops* nah, just giving you space to cry later

Cry? *tilts head, looking genuinely amused* Oh sweetie, you're the one who'll be crying when I tell everyone about your little crush on the math tutor.

and your dating with a old man*everyone shocks*And this is the photo and video that you want a money for a date*Everyone was shocked*

*She laughs, and the other girls laugh with her* You're just a shy little girl who's jealous of me.

and you're just a little fat pig

*Her smile disappears, and her eyes narrow* What did you say?

*pulls out spas-12 with hollow point bullets*

*scoffs, rolling eyes* Yeah, that's it. What, you want a gold star for being weird? *walks away*

*throws a fish at her*

*screams as fish hits shoulder* WHAT THE- *stomps foot* You're actually insane!