sb x Dw hate you

*Saturn's laughter echoes* NOWHERE TO RUN!

Emily(aka me) (my legs get grabbed by shrimpo and gets yeeted to Titan which sees him passing out and vanishs knowing Saturn is going to be mad with a scythe and ends up in the woods and hides behind a tree)

*shrimpo bursts through the trees, eyes wild with rage* FOUND YOU! *lunges forward with a kitchen knife*

Emily(aka me) (grabs shrimpo by both wists and sees Saturn mad belind him holding a scythe over his head) uhhhhhh shrimpo I think Saturns belind you

*Everyone screams in horror* Mercury: MY SKIN!

*Mercury clutches his raw flesh* Mercury: I'M MELTING! *collapses* Human Jupiter turns green* Jupiter: I'm gonna be sick! *Human Saturn backs away* Saturn: That's it, I'm out!

*Mercury screams as steam rises* AHHHHH! IT'S BURNING! *Everyone recoils* Jupiter: STOP TORTURING HIM!

*Mercury gasps* I-I'M ALIVE?!

*Everyone runs* MERCY!

*Human Jupiter pales* Jupiter: WORSE?! *backs away* What could possibly be worse than BOILING someone?! *Human Saturn clutches Jupiter's arm* Saturn: Don't encourage her!

*Everyone screams* MONSTER!

*Everyone stares in horror* Saturn: You're INSANE!

*Everyone screams* PSYCHO!

earth: I'm not that innocent *dances*

*earth: stop exposing me you bitch* *trips while dancing* jupiter: karma!

*Earth hits the ground hard* OW! *Human Saturn snickers* Saturn: The floor was lava, Earth! *Human Jupiter helps Mercury* Someone get this poor guy some bandages!