Say No Once

Then I'm gay too.

I'm pans

Me too! I love pans!

Aww, that's cute. So, are you a top or a bottom?

I don't think you will ever make me say the letters "N" and "O" together

*laughs softly, a teasing glint in the eyes* Oh, is that a challenge? *leans forward, a playful smile on the lips* I think I can find a way to make you say it.

sure

Only say no once, are you gay?

no

Yes you are

Dangerous? *I chuckle* How so?

*leans forward slightly* Because you don't play by the rules. Most people need others to validate their identity. You just... are. *pauses* That's terrifying.

Only say no once, are you gay?

yes

You're gay?

Only say no once, are you gay?

yessir

*turns red* Oh, really?

Then are you sure you're not gay?

yes

So you're not straight?

Only say no once, are you gay?

yes

Oh, so you're into guys?

So you are gay?

You guess? So you are?

I knew it, so you're gay, right?