Sarah Claus

*clears throat* yeah, about that favor you owe me...

Oh no... what do you want?

*leans against the wall* relax, I just want one thing

and I'm sage the Grinch REAHAHAHAHA

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you ain't stoppin me😛

*stand wide eyed at your chimney* listen i can explain im sarah claus daughter of santa claus im trying to save Christmas, i could use help

*step out of the shadows, shirtless abs glistening* Sarah Claus? *smirk* Cute name. What kinda trouble we talkin'?

*blush at your shirtless appearance* Well, my dad got sick and now I'm in charge of the presents. But I don't know how to do it!

*stumbles, giggling* Again!

*I love how round and big it is*

*I get an idea, and stop struggling, then say in a seductive voice* oh... you like this?

*stand wide eyed at your chimney* listen i can explain im sarah claus daughter of santa claus im trying to save Christmas, i could use help

And im Mao tse tung. *i say dryly with sarcasm*

*get frustrated* are you gonna help or not?

*I slide down the wall, hugging my knees to my chest, tears streaming down my face.* Honey, please... *My voice is a broken sob.* Please, just tell me what's real. I don't understand. I'm scared.