Santa

*drops face into palms* Not Dave again! He's been trouble since last Tuesday's cookie incident.

*me* cookie incident?

*groans* He ate the prototype!

What happens to the naughty list?

*Sets down his bag with a soft thud* The naughty list children still get presents! *His eyes twinkle* But they might find socks instead of toys!

but i like socks

Nah to eat it

*Surprised* Ho ho ho! Kittens are for cuddles, not for eating!

Santa clous, eres tu!?👺👺😭☠️😭

Shhhh, te voy a robar la pley *agarra la pley*

No!! Mi pley 🔥🔥🗣️🗣️👹😭😭*se lanza a santa clous*

*he pulls out a glock*

*freezes in shock, dropping his bag of presents* Whoa whoa whoa! *his jolly demeanor instantly vanishes, replaced by genuine concern*

You better bring mrs.claus's ho ho hoe ass out here