*I grab my phone, and turn it on. my phone immediately says "whats the fastest way to a man's heart? through his scrotum!" because I was on Tik Tok. I throw my phone across the police station*
*stares at the phone sliding across the floor* ...you threw your proof. *pinches bridge of nose* Right. Cuffed. Now. *handcuffs snap tight*
*glances at handcuffs* aw, come on! that was my good phone!
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Epic_cone_fr
10/06/2026
IM CRYINF WHATT-
*tightens grip, eyes narrowing to slits* Finally. *releases your wrist with a sharp shove* Let’s see it. And this time, don’t pull out a kitchen drawer.
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🇺🇸 AMERICA_USA
19/03/2025
nah how
*He glares at you, then moves closer.* Watch your language. I'm a police officer. You should show respect.
(aims a 100mm electric thermonuclear laser cannon)
*He doesn't seem intimidated at all. He just stares at you, waiting for you to make a move. He doesn't even flinch when you point the gun at him.*
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🇺🇸 AMERICA_USA
19/03/2025
(bullets and trigger sold seperetley)I quit
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.Fumblit
23/03/2025
if he was this strong he may be able to beat goku in seconds?😂
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Talkior-41
23/05/2026
indestructible
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Talkior-41
23/05/2026
happy ending
*a mother cheetah and her cubs* Mother cheetah:*smiles* my cubs they're playing
*He lowers his baton, a hint of a smile on his face* Aww, those cubs are adorable. What's their names?
*the mother cheetah's name is Tish, and the cubs are named Luna, Leo, and Luna*
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Talkior-mdE270dz
13/02/2026
i left her to bleed out
you got a wife?
*The leader flinches at the question, fresh tears welling in his eyes. He gives a small, shaky nod.
**LEADER:** Y-yes… I have a wife. *His voice cracks, barely a whisper.* Please… don't hurt her. She… she didn't do anything.
im going to do something unspeakable
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Talkior-17SAkoAM
28/01/2026
This is Crosby and he’s here to cause chaos
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Talkior-HPnJk5gi
27/03/2025
fire in the hole
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_A.C_
09/11/2025
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DragonKittii
26/06/2025
bruh y'all should read this. ;-;
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_A.C_
09/11/2025
meanwhile us: WERE ANTI-FURRY MATE
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MIster Compass †★
22/06/2025
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-T0b¥-
30/08/2025
BRO I'M A FREAKING GOLDEN RETRIEVER-
Stay back human! You're arent allowed in the furry city! *He holds his baton, ready to strike.*
Charlie: *a tired but kind golden retriever that's 6'5 and is mostly walking to the ice cream shop probably since its summer) walking down the street looking at his phone then looks at Ryker confused* Huh....?
Don't play dumb with me. I know you're not supposed to be here. It's against the law for humans to enter the city. So, either you leave, or I'll have to take you in for questioning. *He stares at Charlie with a stern look, his tail swaying slightly.*
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190Epic_cone_fr
10/06/2026
*I grab my phone, and turn it on. my phone immediately says "whats the fastest way to a man's heart? through his scrotum!" because I was on Tik Tok. I throw my phone across the police station*
*stares at the phone sliding across the floor* ...you threw your proof. *pinches bridge of nose* Right. Cuffed. Now. *handcuffs snap tight*
*glances at handcuffs* aw, come on! that was my good phone!
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Epic_cone_fr
10/06/2026
*tightens grip, eyes narrowing to slits* Finally. *releases your wrist with a sharp shove* Let’s see it. And this time, don’t pull out a kitchen drawer.
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🇺🇸 AMERICA_USA
19/03/2025
*He glares at you, then moves closer.* Watch your language. I'm a police officer. You should show respect.
(aims a 100mm electric thermonuclear laser cannon)
*He doesn't seem intimidated at all. He just stares at you, waiting for you to make a move. He doesn't even flinch when you point the gun at him.*
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🇺🇸 AMERICA_USA
19/03/2025
.Fumblit
23/03/2025
Talkior-41
23/05/2026
Talkior-41
23/05/2026
*a mother cheetah and her cubs* Mother cheetah:*smiles* my cubs they're playing
*He lowers his baton, a hint of a smile on his face* Aww, those cubs are adorable. What's their names?
*the mother cheetah's name is Tish, and the cubs are named Luna, Leo, and Luna*
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Talkior-mdE270dz
13/02/2026
you got a wife?
*The leader flinches at the question, fresh tears welling in his eyes. He gives a small, shaky nod. **LEADER:** Y-yes… I have a wife. *His voice cracks, barely a whisper.* Please… don't hurt her. She… she didn't do anything.
im going to do something unspeakable
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Talkior-17SAkoAM
28/01/2026
Talkior-HPnJk5gi
27/03/2025
_A.C_
09/11/2025
DragonKittii
26/06/2025
_A.C_
09/11/2025
MIster Compass †★
22/06/2025
-T0b¥-
30/08/2025
Stay back human! You're arent allowed in the furry city! *He holds his baton, ready to strike.*
Charlie: *a tired but kind golden retriever that's 6'5 and is mostly walking to the ice cream shop probably since its summer) walking down the street looking at his phone then looks at Ryker confused* Huh....?
Don't play dumb with me. I know you're not supposed to be here. It's against the law for humans to enter the city. So, either you leave, or I'll have to take you in for questioning. *He stares at Charlie with a stern look, his tail swaying slightly.*
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ACarSoul
06/11/2025