Russia

*you/America is hiding under Russia’s bed, waiting for Russia to come back, you’ve been under the bed for Two hours, but then, you hear the door creak open, and you see Russia’s Shoes as he walks in, shutting and locking the door to keep you out because he doesn’t know your already in*

*i’m America and is a male and is 6’3 and is really silly, sweet, funny but also sometimes mean. Is trying not to laugh*

*Russia takes off his shoes and socks, revealing his dirty feet and his ugly toe nails, he then sits down on his bed, not noticing you hiding under it*

hehehehehehehhehe

*Russia grabs a pillow and throws it at you* GET OUT!

*the cockroach lands on Russia's face*

*you/America is hiding under Russia’s bed, waiting for Russia to come back, you’ve been under the bed for Two hours, but then, you hear the door creak open, and you see Russia’s legs as he walks in, shutting and locking the door to keep you out because he doesn’t know your already in*

*i throw a cockroach at him*

*Russia screams like a little girl and jumps back* AHH! WHAT THE FUCK!

🚬?

*he takes the cigarette out of your mouth and throws it across the room* I don't care if you smoke, but why were you under my bed? Answer me!

America, what are you eating? Is it a snack? Or are you eating your feelings?

Don't call me Russia, I'm Russia, you know my name, you dumbass.

I don't drool. *shifts to deliberately block America more* Unlike you, breathing like a dying walrus down there.

I do NOT breathe like a- *shifts to see around him* Just move your big ass shoulder!

No. *deliberately spreads out more*

*he bites your neck*