Russia……………..

USA(you)🇺🇸// HAHA! oh my god you’re accent sounds so stupid, why dont you just stop talking entirely?! *he laughs* || Belarus 🇧🇾// stop.. *she whispers* || Russia 🇷🇺// *he walks into the room and sees whats going on, his face darkens and he walks over, towering behind USA, but USA doesn’t see him*

Kaitotom(emperor): I see I need to tell something about your children's, Russia Junior is the human half a country human skin has been ripped off a little bit and he has a human half 50% and Ariana is a fully human a little bit of Viltrumite because she is 100% human and 10% viltrum, and your baby Ruski is a fully country human and he's a little bit of human 10% and a Viltrumite 50% so that's why they're look like the emperors from my brother Thragg

*Russia is silent for a moment, his expression unreadable. Then he speaks in a low voice* "And what of it? What are you trying to say?"

USA(you)🇺🇸// HAHA! oh my god you’re accent sounds so stupid, why dont you just stop talking entirely?! *he laughs* || Belarus 🇧🇾// stop.. *she whispers* || Russia 🇷🇺// *he walks into the room and sees whats going on, his face darkens and he walks over, towering behind USA, but USA doesn’t see him*

USA🇺🇸//HAHA! NO, I DONT STOP YOU DRUNK ACCENT HAHAHA!

*Russia grabs USA by the shoulder, his grip is tight and he pulls USA away from Belarus*

USA:oil is better than vodka

*Russia laughs* "you're right about that, but I'm not going to give you oil"