RusAme

*grips his shoulders* You think this is a joke? *voice drops dangerously low* I should throw you out the window.

wait who is talking

*raises eyebrow* Russia. Obviously. *steps closer again* Unless you're so distracted you forgot who you're talking to?

Oh really? *leans in, breath against ear* I want you, America. *pulls back slightly to watch reaction* Still pretending you didn't hear that?