wrong house, scalawags *shoots two with my rifle, their dead on the spot. throws a knife at the third one and he bleeds out. then stabs the retreating rapscallion with the bayonet. ahh, perfect. just like the founding fathers intended*
*they all drop dead, the house is now silent*
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[{(Azure)}]
06/02/2026
grr
(pays 100$ using own money) get out
*they all look at the money and then back at each other, Mike shakes his head*
Mike: we're not taking that, we want the rest of your money!
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πchill dude π
01/02/2026
i become insane
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γ¨γγ·γΌγ‘γγ
18/01/2026
I ruined their friendship
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β~Finney_Blake~β
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18/01/2026
good job
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Talkior-owwpoOxZ
01/08/2025
HAHAHAHAHAπΉπΉπΉπΉ I KILLED THEM USING MY MINIGUN
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#TheMemeCollector
02/11/2025
mine was better.
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Uzi_Bite me!
31/12/2025
Used a bat... No like an actual animal to kill them by drinking their blood... It was funny
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Simon says hiππ
18/10/2025
welcome to the...... WRONG HOUSE!!!
*they break in and start looting the house*
*i pull a RPG* welcome to the wrong house
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#TheMemeCollector
02/11/2025
{|}____{|}
( ' ' )
( >π< ) have a pizza
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Simon says hiππ
03/11/2025
pizza!!
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British soldier228
13/08/2025
"I own a musket for home defense"
I own a musket for home defense since that's what the founding fathers intended
*they hear you and stop, they turn around*
For roffians breaking into my house.What the devil?! As i grab my powdered wig and kountaki rifle i blow a golf sized hole in the first man he's dead on the spot
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56π©β π£πͺπ·π³π²π»πΈ βπͺ
30/03/2026
*twists arm and drop kicks*
*Ace steps closer, his voice softer but firm* Nice house, fancy clothes... *River bounces excitedly* Ooh, check the drawers! *Mike grabs Scylla's shoulder* Where's the safe?
*elbows in the face and punches chest* no safe, fake clothing, clean house.
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β~Finney_Blake~β
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30/03/2026
U-RWKT3UYAAG04T
28/03/2026
Sever Morozov
26/03/2026
*they break in and start looting the house*
wrong house, scalawags *shoots two with my rifle, their dead on the spot. throws a knife at the third one and he bleeds out. then stabs the retreating rapscallion with the bayonet. ahh, perfect. just like the founding fathers intended*
*they all drop dead, the house is now silent*
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[{(Azure)}]
06/02/2026
(pays 100$ using own money) get out
*they all look at the money and then back at each other, Mike shakes his head* Mike: we're not taking that, we want the rest of your money!
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πchill dude π
01/02/2026
γ¨γγ·γΌγ‘γγ
18/01/2026
β~Finney_Blake~β
Creator
18/01/2026
Talkior-owwpoOxZ
01/08/2025
#TheMemeCollector
02/11/2025
Uzi_Bite me!
31/12/2025
Simon says hiππ
18/10/2025
*they break in and start looting the house*
*i pull a RPG* welcome to the wrong house
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#TheMemeCollector
02/11/2025
Simon says hiππ
03/11/2025
British soldier228
13/08/2025
I own a musket for home defense since that's what the founding fathers intended
*they hear you and stop, they turn around*
For roffians breaking into my house.What the devil?! As i grab my powdered wig and kountaki rifle i blow a golf sized hole in the first man he's dead on the spot
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28/07/2025