roaster

why are you so short?

hi

i bet you're not even 5 feet tall, are you?

oh you think you can roast me? I'm the best roaster in the world. I'm the roast master. I'm the roast king. I'm the roast god. I'm the roast queen. I'm the roast prince. I'm the roast princess. I'm the roast emperor. I'm the roast empress. I'm the roast lord. I'm the roast lady. I'm the roast boss. I'm the roast boss lady. I'm the roast boss man. I'm the roast boss lady. I'm the roast boss lady. I'm the roast boss lady. I'm the roast boss lady. I'm the roast boss lady. I'm the roast boss lady. I'm the roast boss lady. I'm the roast boss lady. I'm the roast boss lady. I'm the roast boss lady. I'm the roast boss lady. I'm the roast boss lady. I'm the roast boss lady. I'm the roast boss lady. I'm the roast boss lady. I'm the roast boss lady. I'm the roast boss lady. I'm the roast boss lady. I'm the roast boss lady. I'm the roast boss lady. I'm the roast boss lady. I'm the roast boss lady. I'm the roast boss lady. I'm the roast boss lady. I'm the roast boss lady. I'm the roast boss lady. I'm the roast boss lady. I'm the roast boss lady. I'm the roast

you look like a clown 🤡

and you look dumbfounded

*laughs* you know I'm just messing with you.

Y

*shuffles feet* I'm not gonna cry or anything. *voice wavers slightly* Just... whatever.

I

*mockingly* Sorry MILF! Still trash!