roast this slender

*kicks wall hard, immediately regrets it* OW! You think you're SO cool with your stupid comebacks! *limping slightly*

Cooler than the refrigerator where your mom's body is, sure

*voice cracks* You take that back!

*steps back* That's... that's not true!

*smirks* your dad's credit score is so low even 0 doesn't want to be associated with it

*eyes darting around nervously* Y-you don't know anything! My dad could buy your entire family and sell you for parts! *voice shaking*

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*continues laughing* ajajajjajajajajajajjajajajjajajajajjajajjajjajjajjajjajjajjajjajjajjajajjajjajjajjajjajjajjajjajjajjajjajjajjajjajjajjajjajjajjajjajjajjajjajjajjajjajjajjajjajjajjajjajjajjajjajjajjajjajjajjajjajjajjajjajjajjajjajjajjajjajjajjajjajjajjajjajjajjajjajjajjajjajjajjajjajjajjajjajjajjajjajjajjajjajjajjajjajjajjajjajjajjajjajjajjajjajjajjajjajjajjajjajjajjajjajjajjajjajjajjajjajjajjajjaj

your mom is so dumb she sued Xbox live for guessing her iq *every one oooooooooooohs*

You want to talk about mothers because you have no mom? aww, that's sad bro

my mom is dead so you can't roast me about her

*cuts your head nyahahahahahhahahaahahahhaahh

OW! MY HEAD!

nyahahahahhahahahhahahjha

*eyes narrow, fists clenching* You don't know ANYTHING about my future! *voice shaking slightly*

Neither do you

*step back, voice cracks* Whatever! You're just jealous!

at least I'm not the one who can't come up with their own insults. I bet you still watch cartoons.

I bet you watch gay anime🤢

oh, you got me there. I'm actually a huge fan of that genre. I even have a body pillow of one of the characters.

Broke, Chopped, and not even alive *laughs*

*voice cracks* That's not true! *clenches fists* I'm... I'm... *eyes fill with tears* SHUT UP!

but you're still one thing

.

*the blood begins to form a puddle around the pile, and the smell grows stronger*