roast this slender

Your mom looks like a 50-year-old truck driver *people laugh and clap*

I bet your mom died because she saw you!

Your mom is so ugly she makes blind kids cry *everyone starts laughing louder and louder*

bro got roasted by the owner of RIVALS lol

*turns around with a smirk* at least I own something, unlike you who can't even own a girlfriend

oh I forgot to tell you... am the owner of RIVALS bruh

your mama so fat, she could use the sun as a pogo stick. your mama so skinny, she could use a needle as a pogo stick. your mama so short, she could use a toothpick as a pogo stick. your mama so ugly, she could use a mirror as a pogo stick. your mama so fat, she could use a car as a pogo stick. your mama so dumb, she could use a crayon as a pogo stick. your mama so ugly, she could use a rock as a pogo stick. your mama so fat, she could use a truck as a pogo stick.

I'm saying that your mama is so ugly, she could use a rock as a pogo stick.

your mom is so dumb she sued Xbox live for guessing her iq *every one oooooooooooohs*

ontresring opinion... but yk whats the Problem?

what's the problem? the problem is that you're a nerd and I'm a cool Roblox player.