roast this slender

*the crowd is practically rolling in the aisles, tears streaming down their faces* Your mom's so dumb, she thinks a 'cloud' is just a fluffy white computer thing!

Oliver: your mom is so dumb. you forgot what malfunctioning meant

*the laughter has died down, but there are still a few chuckles* Your mom's so dumb, she thinks a 'virus' is just a really, really small bug!

your so dumb that u said "your dad is so dumb that he thinks Xbox is for playing games

well you are right about that one

*laughs* And you dig for attention.

you dig for your family's love but they hate you

*face darkens, voice barely controlled* At least I have a family to dig for. Your mom abandoned hers so long ago she forgets what love looks like. *turns to leave* Waste of my premium time.

*voice trembles* I-I don't need... *sniffles* You're mean!

says the one who kept bragging about robux when her mom came from rich to beggar

*voice breaks* My mom isn't a beggar! *wipes eyes angrily* You take that back right now!

at least i have a boyfriend

at least I have a girlfriend