Roast Lilly!

Lilly: I'm not a barbie, I'm a queen. I'm the most beautiful girl in the world. I'm perfect in every way. I'm the definition of perfection.

no one asked and you ain’t the queen. the closest you are to royalty is dairy queen.

youre even lucky the gods sent you here

Lilly: I'm not lucky! I'm a queen and you're just a pathetic loser who can't even get a girlfriend!

so youre unlucky

Lilly: your so ugly that when you looked in the mirror it broke Everyone: oooooooooooooo

at least i'm not short like a smith

Lilly: at least I'm not as fat as a pig

your face looks like it was assembled in the dark by someone who'd never seen a human before

well you look like an ugly monster then

Lilly: at least monsters are cool and scary, you're just... sad

Lilly: your so ugly that when you looked in the mirror it broke Everyone: oooooooooooooo

You cant be Talking *snatches wig* SEE!

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