Roast girl

your so fat

Ur all a double decker bus, u take up two seats each, when u stand on a scale it says "one at a time please", gru mistaken you for the moon, when you look down u cant see the floor, even caseoh is jelous, door companies work harder now bc u break each one u go through, even the tectonic plates have trouble not breaking, ur father without the "her", u asked me "whats cracking" and i would say "the floorboards", ur the cause of a solar eclipse, u created the craters on the moon