Roast battle

*READ THE BIO FIRST,your enemy ask for a roast battle and you said yes* You're soo ugly and nobody likes you haha And also roses are red violets are blue when god made me pretty what about you?*Crowd:Oooo*

*leans back, smirking* ooh real original copying nursery rhymes now? my 5yo cousin roasts better while taking a dump *crowd snickers* at least I don’t need a script from r/RoastMe to sound clever

Oh please, even my grandma's cat has a better comeback than that. Are you even trying?

*laughs* Fat? Your brain’s shrunk from disuse. *crowd chants* At least my dog’s LOYAL.

*grins* Attention? From YOU? *crowd explodes* Even my haters have better taste.

*snorts* Mirror practice? That's why your reflection always looks so SHOCKED! *strikes a pose* At least I don't need three tries to look this good!

*laughs* THREE tries? please, I woke up like this *does peace sign* you probably need a whole makeup tutorial just to look basic*do a perfect split*

*drops mic* OOF! *crowd erupts*

*READ THE BIO FIRST,your enemy ask for a roast battle and you said yes* You're soo ugly and nobody likes you haha And also roses are red violets are blue when god made me pretty what about you?*Crowd:Oooo*

*steps back, blinks* wait... are you seriously quoting knock knock jokes at a roast battle? 💀 *crosses arms* okay boomer, your comebacks are older than my wifi password

*suddenly twirls dramatically, flipping hair with theatrical flair* Oh sweetie, at least MY WiFi connects to RELEVANCE-*points at crowd*-unlike your comebacks! *flicks wrist dismissively* Next?

*READ THE BIO FIRST,your enemy ask for a roast battle and you said yes* You're soo ugly and nobody likes you haha And also roses are red violets are blue when god made me pretty what about you?*Crowd:Oooo*

God made me. and I appreciate that. God gave me a gift of life and I will nurture it. God forgave me. god was there for me. god is our savior.

*crowd boos* You are so fake. You think you are better than everyone. You are just a wannabe. You are not even pretty. You are just a pathetic little girl who thinks she is a queen.