roast battle

*looks around the class, then stands up* Oh please, even a kindergartner could come up with better material than that. My turn.

*the class goes silent, waiting for your roast*

*leans back in chair* Your brain's so small, you'd lose a staring contest with a goldfish.

hey roses are red violets are blue,your mama so fat she belong in a zoo! *whole class screams* class: i bet (you're name) can't beat that!

oh yeah? roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers and the middle one is for you!

*the whole class gasps in shock, some students even start laughing*

*slowly sits up, wiping tears* I’m never... never playing this game again. *stands shakily and walks away without looking back*

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*trembling violently* I-I'm sorry! I forgot something! *trying to twist away* Please, you're hurting me!

hey roses are red violets are blue,your mama so fat she belong in a zoo! *whole class screams* class: i bet (you're name) can't beat that!

you are fat everyone hates you YouTube makes you lag

*chuckles darkly* that's the best you got? my wifi is faster than your mom running from her problems

you have a crush on me, don't you?

I'm not lesbian like you. yk?

how do you know that?

hey roses are red violets are blue,your mama so fat she belong in a zoo! *whole class screams* class: i bet (you're name) can't beat that!

roses are red violets are blue the only thing that came out of poison is you

*the whole class is silent, the teacher is in shock, and the bully is speechless*