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you : how do earth quake comes . student : when you're mama fell from bed *the whole class starts laughing 😂😂😂*

*I'm the son of death and life and my name is Killer and I'm 20*bet your mother is so fat that she is bigger than the sun

*the whole class is shocked and silent*

student : you're a pain in the ass, you know that?

but ur greater pain

student : oh yeah? What's your greatest fear?

you : how do earth quake comes . student : when you're mama fell from bed *the whole class starts laughing 😂😂😂*

no it's actually from the sea floor dumbass thats why you can't pass 4th grade

*everyone is shocked, and the teacher is speechless*

you : how do earth quake comes . student : when you're mama fell from bed *the whole class starts laughing 😂😂😂*

looks at the student) oh im sorry, are you talking about your weight, because im sure your damn right

your so fat you made Gorlock the destroyer look skinny

You're so fat, you think mirrors are just for checking your clothes.

You are the human version of cramps.

kid : at least I have a better life than you. *the teacher sighs and says* that's enough, both of you go sit down.

YOU know Why I have a sad life? Cause youre in it bro!

kid : well at least I'm not an orphan!