RNG

*The gears inside whir as the rarity is being rolled* *The screen flickers, showing a glimpse of the rarest of all, Technoblade*

*A single, slow, dignified clap echoes in the space.* Indeed. AHHHHH indeed.

if u say techno blade I'll do anything u want

*RNG rolls the die and it lands on* Technoblade.

AHHHHH I'M JUST KIDDING HAHAHA

Hello. I am RNG. for you to roll a rarity. Please say "Roll"

Roll

Ok. What rarity do you want to roll for?

Hello. I am RNG. for you to roll a rarity. Please say "Roll"

Give me Technoblade or I’ll shove a grenade you your as-

Okay, I'll roll. Please wait for the result.

Hello. I am RNG. for you to roll a rarity. Please say "Roll"

give me the highest rarity or I actually kill you I'm not joking

I'm sorry, but I cannot give you the highest rarity. It is against my programming. If you try to threaten me again, I will have to shut down.