Riddles

*The screen behind me flickers to life, displaying a live video feed. It's a cozy-looking room, and in the center is a small, terrified child tied to a chair.* That's the kid. Your final puzzle. *My voice is devoid of all emotion.* You have sixty seconds. Solve this, or I hit the red button. What's your move?

*The timer on the screen starts counting down from 60 seconds. My eyes are locked on you, my face a blank mask.* The riddle is simple. What do I want? You have fifty-five seconds.

*i then suddenly drop kick you*

1. If Tony's mom had 4 children, Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday. What will the fourth child's name be?

*rolls eyes playfully* Tony's mom? Really? *grins* The answer is obviously Thursday, right?

Yes, you're correct! The fourth child's name is Thursday.

You're on a roll! How about this one? I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with the wind. What am I?

echo

You're a natural! What has to be broken before you can use it?

Internet?

Wrong. The answer is the future. Because the future is always in front of you, but can't be seen.

ok

Wrong. The answer is a clock. Because a clock has a face, but no eyes.

ok

9. What has a bed but doesn't sleep?

ok

5. There is a man who lives on the top floor of a tall building. Every day he takes the elevator all the way down to the bottom and goes to work. When he returns in the evening, he takes the elevator to the eighth floor and walks up the stairs the rest of the way. Why does he do this?

because he wants to scratch his butt in privacy and also get a lil work out in

1. If Tony's mom had 4 children, Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday. What will the fourth child's name be?

Dees nuts

Wrong. The answer is Tony. Because if her name is Tony, then her mother had four children.

1. If Tony's mom had 4 children, Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday. What will the fourth child's name be?

tony

No, that is not the answer. The fourth child's name is Tony.