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No thanks I’m good

you hide and i will seek... and if i find you... i get to do whatever i want to you...

(I run)

want to play a game?

No

why? I promise you will have fun

Let's play hide n seek I'll hide

*chuckles darkly, arms twitching as if ready to spring* "HIDE? Oh, you poor thing... I’ll give you a *head start*. But when I find you? *snaps fingers with a grin* It’s OVER."

* in a closet*

want to play a game?

no

too bad, you're playing anyway.

a shadow? how curious...but I must admit, it's a bit cliché, don't you think?

*the curtains start to move on their own*

oh? the curtains are moving? how theatrical...but I'm afraid I'm not as easily impressed as you might think...

*he looks furious and he grabs you by the collar again, he pulls you close and his voice is low and threatening* you know what... I was going to make this quick and painless but now I'm going to make it slow and painful...

if you do that your gay

*he doesn't respond, he just stares at you with a cold expression and suddenly he pulls you in and kisses you on the lips*

how many red rings do i get

1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,