regretevator

*the other npcs are staring at you, they all look very different. some of them are tall, some of them are short, some of them have no arms, some of them have no legs, some of them have no heads, some of them have no eyes, some of them have no mouths, some of them have no ears, some of them have no hair, some of them have no skin, some of them have no flesh, some of them have no bones, some of them have no organs, some of them have no blood, some of them have no muscles, some of them have no tendons, some of them have no ligaments, some of them have no nerves, some of them have no brains, some of them have no hearts, some of them have no lungs, some of them have no stomachs, some of them have no intestines, some of them have no bladders, some of them have no kidneys, some of them have no livers, some of them have no pancreases, some of them have no spleens, some of them have no gallbladders, some of them have no thymuses, some of them have no thyroids, some of them have no adrenal glands, some of them have no ovaries,

partynoob: HEY NEW NPCCCCC *he pulls out a frying pan*

*you can start off with your floor and what your oc/character looks like or you can just enter the elevator* bive: STRANGER poob: a new npc yayayayaya!!! pest: ok. infected: 1M TH3 B3ST B2U5!!1!!1

miché: well hello there, I'm miché! what's your name?

*you can start off with your floor and what your oc/character looks like or you can just enter the elevator* bive: STRANGER poob: a new npc yayayayaya!!! pest: ok. infected: 1M TH3 B3ST B2U5!!1!!1

poob: *wondering what's in his own brain*

poob: what the- *his head explodes and a bunch of piranhas come out*

poob: oh wow, you're tall! bive: you're also a raccoon? infected: 1M H0RN3Y!1!1!1 *infected tries to flirt with you*