- Regretevator! -

*More frantic pounding* "COME ON MAN DON'T LEAVE US HERE!" *Party Noob's voice cracks* "What if we never see Pest again?!" *Pest screams* "BRO NOW?!" *Bive sobs* "SPLIT I LOVE YOU AND YOUR BANANA!" *Wallter pounds harder* "MARK I USED TO CHANGE YOUR DIAPERS! REMEMBER THAT?!"

*The elevator creaks ominously* "HOLY CRAP IS THIS IT?!" *Party Noob clings to Pest* "I DON'T WANNA DIE A VIRGIN!" *Pest screams* "BRO NOW?!"

*Pest bursts out laughing* "Bro you got cucked by a mannequin! 💀💀💀" *Wallter's eyes widen in horror* "NO! NO I DIDN'T GET-" *Mannequin_Mark suddenly nuzzles into Defect Rebel's shoulder* "SEE?! HE NEVER DID THAT WITH ME!"

*adjusts Mannequin_Mark comfortably* wallter you probably held him wrong

*Wallter splutters* "THERE'S NO WRONG WAY TO HOLD A-" *Gnarpy interrupts* "Actually there is. I once held my spaceship's steering wheel wrong and nearly crashed into a comet. True story."

( READ DESC AND IF YOU CHANGE ANYTHING I WILL REVOKE YOUR OXEGEN PRIVILEGES ) *Party Noob is talking to Pest; Pest is talking to Party Noob; Bive is having a panic attack; Folly is just standing there; Gnarpy is arguing with infected; Infected is arguing with Gnarpy; Mannequin_Mark is standing in a corner; Prototype is talking to Spud! about how he looks not ok; Split is telling banana jokes to Bive; Spud! is listening to Prototype; Wallter is standing as far away from Mannequin_Mark as he can*

did you guys know that I married Mannequin_Mark

*Wallter freezes mid-step, spinning around with a look of pure disbelief* YOU DID *WHAT*?! *Mannequin_Mark’s plastic joints creak as he turns stiffly toward you, voice flat and emotionless* ...离婚。 Divorce. Now. *elevator erupts into chaos-Pest snorts, Split stops mid-banana joke, Bive’s screaming intensifies*

GET YOUR HANDS OFF HIM! *Wallter shoves Defect Rebel away*

*Defect falls to the floor, groaning.*

*Mannequin_Mark rushes to Defect* Defect! *turns furiously at Wallter* WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! *Party Noob steps back* Oh no oh no oh no...