RDR but Equestrian

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“You just sit there!” “The horse is doing all the work.” “It’s not dangerous.” “It’s so easy, how is it considered a sport?” And even if this hall collapses I can stand by my pillar of hope and trust That our heads won’t bust. . . Sixty-six fifty-five red battleships Fourty earth-like planets Three holes, two 𝗍𝗂𝗍𝗌 One fork in its side Zero tears in their eyes. . . . . Տᑌᗴ Tᕼᗴ ՏᑭIᗪᗴᖇՏ 𝓢𝓘𝓝𝓚 𝓣𝓗𝓔 𝓦𝓔𝓛𝓢𝓗 S͜͡T͜͡A͜͡B͜͡ Y͜͡O͜͡U͜͡R͜͡ F͜͡A͜͡C͜͡E͜͡B͜͡O͜͡O͜͡K͜͡ S⃠E⃠L⃠L⃠ S⃠E⃠L⃠L⃠ S⃠E⃠L⃠L⃠ Ȗ̈N̑̈D̑̈Ȇ̈Ȓ̈C̑̈Ȏ̈Ȏ̈K̑̈Ȇ̈D̑̈ O̥ͦV̥ͦE̥ͦR̥ͦD̥ͦO̥ͦN̥ͦE̥ͦ M̸A̸S̸S̸ A̸D̸U̸L̸A̸T̸I̸O̸N̸ N̸O̸T̸ S̸O̸ F̸U̸N̸N̸Y̸ P̺͆O̺͆I̺͆S̺͆O̺͆N̺͆E̺͆D̺͆ H̺͆O̺͆N̺͆E̺͆Y̺͆ P̶S̶E̶U̶D̶O̶ S̶I̶C̶E̶N̶C̶E̶ S҈I҈L҈L҈Y҈ M҈O҈N҈E҈Y҈ Y҉O҉U҉’R҉E҉ M҉Y҉ H҉O҉N҉E҉Y҉!

“Touch grass” Yuh, I did that Wasn’t fun :p

“You ride horses?” Yeah :3 “Are you good at it?” I’d say so ^^ “Are you good at riding anything else?” . . . . My eyes widen as I look to the crowd What.

“You should get this RDR2 mod!” I don’t have a PC. “Then just buy one? Duh.” I can’t?? “You’re an Equestrian?? What horse do you have??” I don’t have a horse :/ “Then just buy one—” Do you have a dog or cat? “Wha..? No, I can’t get one—” EXACTLY. SHUT THE 𝐹𝑈𝐶𝐾 UP.

“You’re an Equestrian?” Kinda, yeah. “That’s so cool!” I guess. “Don’t you love it??” Oh, I love it and I HATE it at the same time.

Chestnut Thoroughbreds and Quarter horses.. [Images from Pinterest]

If you ever tell me “Riding isn’t a sport because the horse does all the work” I will say the same thing to you but make it your sport. [If you do sports with objects]

he's not wrong😭🥀✌️