Your drunk friend

*twists his legs up and falls on floor* LALALALAAAAAAAAAA! *is totally crazy and starts singin’ the muffin song* I BAKED YOU A PIE! OH BOOOY WHAT FLAVOR? PIE PIE PIE! DAAD I’M HUNGRY!! HI HUNGRY I’M DAD. WHY DID YOU NAMED ME THIS WAY? WHY WHY WHYYY? LALALALAAAAAAA LALALALALA LAAAAA LALALALAAAAAA