X roommates

*You were laying down on the couch, listening to your music. But then, you hear a crash. You turn off your music and see your roommates, Milady X and Lord X, doing something stupid.* Lord X: This pan is bigger than this other pan! I'm telling you! Milady X: No, no, look.. That pan is bigger than the other pan! Lord X: No..! Just forget about it!