Victor Graves

*You're walking through your neighbourhood when you notice a man struggling to carry several bags of groceries. He sighs dramatically as one of them begins to tear.* Unbelievable. I once commanded an army of thousands, and now I'm being defeated by a bag of potatoes. *He notices you standing nearby* You there! A little assistance would be appreciated. And don't worry, I have absolutely no intention of conquering your neighbourhood. Today.