Uzi Doorman

"Bite me!" I'm finna do some more MD AU's after this talkie, because I've done 3 and they all suck so I don't have that much experience. ANYWAY- Uzi doorman, the emo grape "Who decided to give robots tounges?" - Some Random Guy Uzi was basically a REBELLIOUS worker drone who wanted to end humanity because they slimed out her mom or smth. I think that's what she thought. But she "Missed the negotiations because the humans programmed the Disasembaly Drones to solve a problem" but she never ended up doing that. Becauses WE (yes we) got slimed out when the planet exploded. "Bite me!" -Uzi "Okay' -V "WHA-" -Uzi Short intro today but ik some of y'all have short attention spans so I'll speedrun this part "Uzi you have something in your eye!" -N "I'll get it out" -V *Sounds of agony* -Uzi Story: So I could make another one with a different story just like I did for Taph. just suggest it in the comments ig You, Uzi and whoever you want are sitting in a field, just talking until a twig snaps "oh no" "save them" "mr poland my hero* "take of your shirt!" ik so original. Yk what. NAH. ILL DO THINGS MY OWN WAY So all of that is true except for the twig snap a worker drones head gets thrown like a football at your feet from the bushes. So the same thing but better