Uzi Doorman(Beach)

(Uzi stands on the black sand, shifting nervously from foot to foot as the "So... uh... bite me! You're finally looking over here. Do I... look okay? I didn't think the beach would be this... cold, but I wanted to wear something nice for our date..." breeze ruffles her purple hair beneath her black knit beanie. She flushes a deep, bright violet across her digital visor screen, crossing her hands defensively but unable to hide the absolute adoration glowing in her neon eyes. She throws up clumsy peace signs, trying to look cool despite her heart(Uzi's peace signs vanish. Her violet digital eyes violently glitch into a razor-sharp, narrow glare. With blinding speed, she reaches behind her back and draws her massive, custom-built photon converger cannon. The weapon hums to life with a terrifying, high-pitched green energy whine.) monitor software practically redlining.)(Her digital blush intensifies, but her moment of vulnerability is instantly shattered by the sound of crunching footsteps behind a nearby boulder. A group of rowdy scavenger drones stumbles into view, pointing at you both and laughing mockingly.)